[Updated: I am number three on a search for "Jasmine Floral"! They are only number four! I beat them at their own game! Woo Hoo! Scroll down for browser snap shot.]
Hey, remember our “Buds” who spammed comments on my Megan McArdle post awhile back? Within twenty four hours, that post had reached #4 on the returns for a Google search of their name.
Well, they were obviously so thrilled with the name recognition I provided that they recommended ricketyclick to some friends cellmates of theirs, who promptly spammed that same post again, under the name “Jasmine Floral”. (Hm, I sense a theme developing here: fake weed, then fake flowers…what’s next?) Jasmine Floral’s original comment was, I’m afraid, sadly lacking in literary merit, but I’ve done my best to help.
To Jasmine Floral’s shyster: I’ll be happy to delete that comment upon receipt of an abject apology from your client on Jasmine Floral letterhead over his signature, plus a $500 advertising fee for spreading Jasmine Floral’s name far and wide. Aw heck, if Jasmine Floral grovels enough, I’ll consider waiving the fee, I’m in a generous mood. Of course, I’ll post a scan of any correspondence from either you or Jasmine Floral I receive, so that the whole world, or at least that portion of it drinking at this golden font of wisdom, charity, and good humor, can savor Jasmine Floral’s willingness to make amends. Otherwise, you and Jasmine Floral can refer to my “Comment Policy” over there on the right, then sod off.
Victory is Mine, You Lying Thieving Spamming Scum!
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