Please see “Comment Policy” over in the sidebar, to your right, which points to a spam comment I edited for my evil pleasure, just like the policy says.
I’m making this post specifically so I can put “Bud Hookup” tags on it, in the hopes that this will pop up in a web search next to their ads.
In a Land of the Truly Free, these filthy scammers would be driven out of business by homegrowers. They’d be forced to fall back on outright burglary and mugging, and would be shot by citizens exercising their right to keep and bear arms.
If you’re wondering, Bud Hookup is one of a number of businesses selling unspecified plant material packaged and marketed to make you think you’re getting a legal substitute for marijuana. (It is, of course, in the sense that baking soda is a “legal substitute” for cocaine.) See this Cannabis Culture article, “Fake Buds Exposed!” for the debunking.
On the other hand, I have to admit that anybody who would spend $50 on unknown dried leaves and then smoke or ingest them in any manner at all pretty much deserves whatever happens to them.
Still: Hookup?
Eat shit and die slow, you lying spamming scum.
Now, dammit, I have to remember what it was I really came here to write.
[update]
Woo Hoo! Number four on Google in less than 24 hours!
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