Posts Tagged ‘Lawdog’

Green and Pink

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Lawdog tells two colorful tales:

Chinese Guacamole

and

The Pink Gorilla Suit

Jailhouse Woe

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Dammit, I’m supposed to be Learning Linux here, but I keep finding stuff I want to link to.

Like Lawdog’s tale of blatant jailhouse abuse of the helpless and undeserving:

In today’s news, we discover the poignant case of young Broderick Lloyd Laswell, currently in durance vile in the Benton County Bed and Breakfast over in Arkansas.

Young Broddy’s pitiful tale of woe and despair begins when he — allegedly — helped to beat and stab a a man to death before — again, allegedly — burning the victim’s trailer house to the ground in an effort to conceal the crime.

As the best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men are aft wont to do, things went all agley….

…But let Lawdog explain how Young Broddy is “a shining example to useless parasitic bottom-feeding scumbag critters everywhere”.


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