Mohammed teaches that if you display a cartoon making fun of him, Allah, or their followers, it is appropriate, nay, outright holy, to riot, burn cars, and plot the murder of the cartoonist.
So, let me make it clear:
There is no god, not even Allah; and Mohammed, may piss be upon him, was a child-molesting mass murderer.
Oh, and you women, yes you, the ones with no clitorises, cowering in your portable black tents, kneeling in the back of the mosque because your prophet is so contemptuous of you that he won’t let you pray up front with the men, why, exactly, does he deserve your worship, or even your respect? Fear, yes, obedience, OK if you choose, but respect? Worship? Anything other than a kick in his holy nuts?
It makes no difference whether any of the above is true or not, or even whether I believe it or not.
What matters is, I have the absolute right to say it, in public, to the widest audience I can reach. You have the right to be offended, and scold me for it. That’s why I have comments enabled.
You do not have the right to prevent me from offending you.
Neither do you do have the right to riot, burn cars, or plot murder over it.
Please do not hesitate to eat pig shit (or A-10 Warthog shit, or JDAMs, or plain old 5.56 NATO, your choice) and die, you ignorant medieval ragheads.
Or, slit the throats of your robber-priests, take a few physics and biology courses, and join us up here in the twenty-first century. For all its problems, the future really is a wonderful place to live, and it’s only getting better.
[Ms. Malkin explains my outburst:]
Two years ago, the Mohammed cartoon conflagration consumed the world and the blogosphere helped lead the way in fighting back. Longtime readers will remember that this site hammered the issue in support of Denmark. “Sammenhold,” you may recall, is the Danish word for solidarity. With the arrests this week of five jihadists accused of plotting to murder one of the Danish cartoonists, it’s time to demonstrate sammenhold again.