Archive for the ‘Tools’ Category

“Why Sex With Robots Is Always Bad”

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

“The Impending Doom of the Human Species”

Acceleration of perversions

Initially, all FACA[Female Anatomically Correct Androids] had been designed as young adult versions of their human counterparts. However, emboldened by their sweeping victories in the courts, FACA were soon designed as young girls and boys, and even animals, to meet every possible sexual perversion of their intended markets. Even those men who bought the adult FACA versions found their attitudes changing, since there were no consequences to anything they did with their FACA. After all, it didn’t matter if you swore at your FACA or spoke harshly to it, since it always did exactly what you wanted. Over time, men who owned FACA became more and more rude to their human counterparts as the degradation of society accelerated. Men who owned a FACA disdained the company of real women, with all their incessant demands and mood swings. The sexual revolution was complete and we were all the victims.

Actually, an argument against pornography.

Frink: Tool for Thought

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

Frink is a calculator/programming language that keeps track of units. It also has a huge library of custom defined units to cover common calculations. For instance, the unit “water” stands for the density of water.

Here’s one of the example calculations from the documentation:

Fart Jokes

I received one of those endlessly-forwarded e-mails of dubious but “interesting facts” which said “if you fart continuously for 6 years and 9 months, you’ll have enough gas to create the equivalent of an atomic bomb.” Hee hee. Cute. (Thanks to Heather May Howard… being unable to easily calculate the veracity of this statement was one of the primary influences that showed how existing programs were too limited and inspired the creation of Frink.) But I didn’t believe it and wanted to check it. The Hiroshima bomb had a yield of 12.5 kilotons of TNT, which is a very small bomb by today’s standards. How many horsepower would that be?

12.5 kilotons TNT / (6 years + 9 months) -> horsepower
329.26013859711395

Can you produce a 329-horsepower blowtorch of a fart? I doubt it. That’s the power produced by a Corvette engine running just at its melting point. A one-second fart with that much power could blow me 1000 feet straight up. To produce that kind of energy, how much food would you have to eat a day?

12.5 kilotons TNT / (6 years + 9 months) -> Calories/day
5066811.55086559

Ummm… can you eat over 5 million Calories a day? (Again, note that these are food Calories with a capital ‘c’ which are equal to 1000 calories with a small ‘c’.) If you were a perfect fart factory, converting food energy into farts with 100% efficiency, and ate a normal 2000 Calories/day, how many years would it really take?

12.5 kilotons TNT / (2000 Calories/day) -> years
17100.488984171367

17,000 years is still a huge underestimate; I don’t know how much of your energy actually goes into fart production. Oh well. To continue the calculations, let’s guess your butthole has a diameter of 1 inch (no, you go measure it.) Let’s also guess that the gas you actually produce in a fart is only 1/10 as combustible as pure natural gas. What would be the velocity of the gas coming out?

12.5 kilotons TNT / natural_gas / (6 years + 9 months) / (pi (.5 in)^2) 10 -> mph
280.1590446203110

Nobody likes sitting next to a 280-mile-per-hour fart-machine. Lesson: Even the smallest atomic bombs are really unbelievably powerful and whoever originally calculated this isn’t any fun to be around if they really fart that much.

Fart jokes. Sheesh. If Frink isn’t a huge success, it’s not because I didn’t pander to the Lowest Common Denominator.

Frink is the 280-mile-per-hour fart-machine of calculators.

Frink makes it easy to think precisely.

Pausch’s Last Lecture: Time Management

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

My mom’s book club watched this today, and she loved it. I saw it when it first came out, and am surprised to find I don’t have it here on the blog. It’s a wonderful piece, well worth watching. In any event, I wanted to save references to it so we could find it again.

Randy Pausch’s Last Lecture website is here. There’s a book, and you get the lecture on DVD. There are class and book group study guides.

I just watched the whole thing again, and folks, this is something everybody needs to watch, and hear.

There’s a lot of gloom and doom on this site — in my heart and mind, to tell the truth. Things are about to get really, really, bad.

“The best gold,” says Pausch, “is at the bottom of a barrel of crap.”

We’re about to be swimming in oceans of crap.

The gold at the bottom is going to be just fabulous.

Crowning Moment of Win

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

Every once in a while, Fail Blog posts a picture alleged to be a Fail, but which I consider to be a Win.

This is the best one I’ve seen: manly ingenuity, persistence, construction equipment used inappropriately — this has got it all.HotTubWin-129169520665529714

Fail? How is this even remotely a Fail?

Intro to Electronics

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Glenn Reynolds put out a call to his readers for introductory texts on electronics, aimed especially at children.

This gives me the chance to recommend my favorite text on any subject [emailed to Reynolds, but a day late. Don't know if he'll get around to posting it.]

Stuart Hoenig and Leland Payne, How to Build & Use Electronic Devices Without Frustration, Panic, Mountains of Money, or an Engineering Degree
A very gentle introduction centered on wonderful little doodads called op amps, which vastly simplify the design of just about anything that handles analog signals. This was written just after IC op amps became widely and cheaply available at Radio Shack. Many chapters on various kinds of sensors, including some biomedical stuff.

There’s a chapter on discrete devices, such as naked transistors, “if you must use them”.

There’s a brief intro to digital interfacing, but this was before PCs became widely available, so the digital world gets very short shrift — and this is, in my opinion, a good thing. It trains you to deal with the real signals, the actual measurements. Digital should properly only be introduced after you have a solid grounding in analog. [Insert obvious CRU snark.]

HtBaUEDWFPMoMoaED is shamefully out of print, but many used copies are available. They shouldn’t be; they should all be grabbed up and militantly hoarded.

Hoenig and Payne need to either authorize a reprinting, or just put it on line. Yeah, it’s a bit out of date, but everything here still works.

This is my wilderness backpacking electronics text (you never know when you may need to fabricate a telemetry pack from a handful of bark, pebbles, and bear droppings) because it’s much smaller and lighter than the rightfully famous Art of Electronics, which is my preferred desktop reference as well, but which would be pretty heavy slogging for any but a fairly advanced teen.

“My Lips”

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Here’s a thing,” from David Thompson:

New Instrument: Eigenharp

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

The Eigenharp looks the kind of thing you’d see in a Mos Eisley bar.

It seems to be an almost infinitely adaptable synth interface in a very convenient package. I’m not a musician, so I can’t speak authoritatively, but I’m guessing it takes a long time just to figure out how to control what kind of sound you get out of it.

One very interesting point: it can be used as a wind instrument, via a bassoon-mouthpiece-looking “breath pipe”.

Private demo showing off capabilities:

“We Are As Gods, And Have To Get Good At It.”

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Stewart Brand proclaims “Environmental Heresies“, over at TED.

There are TED presentations that make you gasp with awe and wonder. The audience laughs and claps throughout, simply because the charts and graphs are so enlightening.

This is not one of them. It is cold, dry, and sobering. The audience is silent. I’m not going to try to summarize, you really need to see the whole thing.

I don’t agree with everything here — Brand believes in AGW, for instance, and is reflexively socialist — but overwhelmingly, the message is good, and Brand presses the need for local, even personal control and power. (Brand understands very well the difference between the two.) As I say, his socialism is reflexive, but the message is inherently capitalist.

The amazing thing is, he sees so clearly that even though his politics color his presentation, he still tells the truth.

“Refuse to Bow, and They Will Make You”

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

[I am unable to post on a regular basis, but will do so whenever the opportunity presents, and there is motive.]

This, folks, this is motive.

I’ve said it before: Contrary to the claim that there would always be one, there is in fact no longer an England, only an island off the coast of France.

The former bulldogs have so degraded themselves that they no longer trust themselves with guns, replica guns, toy guns, kitchen knives, folding knives, glass beer mugs, fire extinguishers, even laughter. References? Look ‘em up your self, I’ve had a queasy stomach the last few days.

While you’re at it, look up their skyrocketing violent crime rate, and remember: Her Maj’s cops jigger the stats to make them look as low as possible, and even so they can no longer hide the fact that Sarah Brady’s Paradise is becoming a violent hellhole.

Now this: even writing about guns is so wicked, that you can simply be disappeared for doing so.

Here’s the story of Phil Luty, who is semi-famous amongst the self-reliant for having published, in print and on the web, several manuals on how to manufacture “expedient firearms” and ammunition — that is, how to make your own guns from hardware store parts without fancy machine tools.

He was put in prison on a four-year sentence, extended to five by short-circuiting his parole hearings. “This, in the same legal system that fails to send offenders of criminal assaults to jail for a single day, instead issuing a ‘caution’ (similar to a traffic ticket) to someone who has actually committed violence. ”

Once free, Luty returned to the evil practice of explaining how to be free, this time on the Internet.

Luty’s book had been selling modestly well and received positive reviews. The public had clamored for more. While not about to perform the same stunt and get thrown back into prison, Phil was none-the-less still committed to promoting what a fallacy the premise of gun control was. The internet was now the new media, and Phil took to it readily. He started a website and forum dedicated to the subject of home-manufacture of guns, called www.thehomegunsmith.com .

The website became very active, mostly with American hobbyists looking to learn or to share info. But it also attracted an international audience, with curious persons checking it out from far flung places like Dubai, Madagascar and Australia. Not only was Phil still tweaking Parliament’s nose, but, in their eyes, practically spitting in their face.

Showing how they have never truly evolved from their authoritarian roots, English authorities, in February of 2005 raided 3 Luty family residences, including the home of his brother and his father’s house, apparently looking for prohibited firearms. Books, computers, CDs and all manner of other items were seized, never to be returned. Ed and John Luty (Phil’s father and brother) were arrested and charged with “Conspiracy to Manufacture Firearms”. Phil himself was not arrested or charged, and it seems the actions taken against his family were meant as an extortive tool to get him to shut his website down. It didn’t work, and Phil’s website gained even more notoriety and increased in traffic. His father and brother were let out on bond and the charges against them remained dormant and unprosecuted. (Because there was no evidence?!)

And so there it remained. Phil continued conversing with persons around the globe interested in the subject. Persons talked with each other and shared information via his website. A few months ago, Phil was diagnosed with cancer. It seemed he might of necessity begin to scale back his activism and perhaps have to take a break from running the website.

But recently, several people around the world who were in semi-regular correspondence with Phil (we are a tight-knit community) noticed he was not around and not responding to his emails. Upon checking www.thehomegunsmith.com it was noticed to be down. After some more time went by, people became concerned.

Then came word from a mutual friend in Portugal. A veteran of their armed forces, he had lived for many years here in Arizona, working as a gunsmith, and maintained an interest in the manufacture of guns. He was one of the regular visitors to Phil’s website. His home had been raided by a task force of Interpol and the Portuguese equivalent of the FBI’s counter-terrorism squad. They had specifically been asked to do so by Britain’s MI-5 as part of an investigation surrounding Mr. Luty. Some cyber-sleuthing among webmasters revealed that an RKBA-friendly (Right to Keep and Bear Arms) web guru had been contacted by Phil via his brother and asked to take the website down and wipe it. Phil had once again been scooped up by the British authorities, but under the newly modified anti-terror laws, had been able to do so without notifying anyone for weeks. After being pressured by friends and family, the Metropolitan Police finally only admit that Phil was arrested (on a date still not revealed) for “incitement of crimes” via his website, but would not provide a specific charge against him or any examples of what crimes or incitements to which they were referring.

At this time, there is no address to which to send positive correspondence to Phil, as the police who hold him refuse to say anything more, including where he is held. Phil’s brother John is keeping his head low, fearing the never dismissed charges brought against him in 2005 might be brought back to life if he were to publicly advocate and agitate for Phil. It is even unclear at this point if further proceeds from sales of Phil’s book via the publisher will now ever reach him again.

In short,…the British government has wanted for a very long time to simply take Phillip Luty and drop him down a deep dark hole. It seems they may have finally succeeded. In so doing, Phil has succeeded also. He has succeeded in showing us here in the U.S. that what defenders of the 2nd Amendment have been saying is true “If they succeed in repealing the 2nd Amendment, the 1st Amendment is next.”

Please note that the Island thugs are such cowards they extend their reach even beyond their shores.

Please note that while Her Maj’s government bends over backwards to give real terrorists free reign to impose their way of life on her subjects, going so far as to release the Lockerbie bomber on “humanitarian” grounds, the “anti-terrorism” laws are used to hide the arrest and imprisonment of a True Brit for merely given his fellow patriots the information to build the tools they need to defend themselves. Not the tools, mind, just the information is enough.

Please note that England is dead to me.

p.s. I am proud to say that I paid for and downloaded a copy of the 9mm submachine “expedient firearm” manual.

Conference Bike

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Yes, they’re actually building these things:

Tricycle with seven seats and a steering wheel.

Tricycle with seven seats and a steering wheel.


As weird as it looks, I really like this.

And, yes, these aren’t “bikes”, they’re trikes.


In comments, Chanda says she only needs five seats. I replied with snark, but too quickly.

Chanda, my friend, you’re wish is granted:

A tricycle built for five.

A tricycle built for five.