Archive for the ‘Spam’ Category

Foot-Shooting

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

I’ve picked up a couple of links from a blog-scrapper, an automated site that collects links to articles that might be of interest to a given audience. This particular scrapper apparently panders to Dems and other leftie wreckers, because it’s linking So Proud, on Barry Hussein’s exceptionalism; and Obama’s Disciples, on the kind, tolerant, well-meaning folk who just chose our next President.

I hope I get a lot of traffic from those links, but I expect not. Mostly, scrappers exist to artificially inflate linkage numbers so they can charge their advertisers more. I’m leaving these two up for amusement, and the off chance that some of the Hopeful will come here and be outraged in comments,but any more links from these assholes will be deleted.

Quote of the Day: Unwanted but Unavoidable

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Ken Lammers:

I don’t like the result, but really can’t argue with the reasoning.

Well, OK, but so what? Why does that get QotD status? Doesn’t sound all that earth-shaking, it’s not particularly witty, comes off pretty flat, in fact.

That is his response to Jaynes v. Commonwealth (No. 062388) [scroll down], a case challenging what the Virginia State Supreme Court says was an overbroad anti-spam statute. Presumably, Lammers doesn’t like it because now spammers are free to spam, and with that, I agree.

He gets QotD, however, because of the broader principles involved. Here’s the decision summary:

Held:

(1) Jurisdiction is valid because all of AOL’s servers are in Virginia and this is common knowledge.

(2) The Virginia Supreme Court quotes the Commonwealth’s own stipulations during a prior argument before the federal supreme court and finds that Virginia cannot limit access to constitutional protections to fewer people than the federal government allows.

(3) While trespass may be a valid theory in a civil suit, it does not apply in a case involving the government because governments must answer to the 1st Amendment.

(4) The mere fact that someone sends an anonymous email cannot be illegal because anonymous political speech is protected political discourse. Unlike other States, Virginia has not limited this statute to commercial speech. Therefore, the statute is not sufficiently narrowly drawn.

(5) While mere overbreadth is not enough, this statute is substantially overbroad. It “would prohibit all bulk e-mail containing anonymous political, religious, or other expressive speech. For just being published today example, were the Federalist Papers via e-mail, that transmission by Publius would violate the statute.”

(6) The Supreme Court refuses the Commonwealth’s invitation to narrow the application of the statute so that it only applies if the internet service provider objects or the emails contain criminal activity, defamation, or obscenity. Rewriting a statute is the province of the General Assembly and mere construction of this statute cannot reach as far as the Commonwealth urges.

Reversed.

[My bold.]

Lammers calls the decision a “tour de force”, saying it’s “28 pages and not an inch of fluff.”

The crux of the whole thing is point (6): “Rewriting a statute is the province of the General Assembly and mere construction of this statute cannot reach as far as the Commonwealth urges.”

See how that works? As much as I hate spam, as much as I want to see spammers staked out on fireant mounds with their eyelids snipped off and their bellies slit open, the VA Lege screwed up by writing an unconstitutionally broad law — and it is not the job of the Court to fix that, even though the Lege invited the Court to do so.

That’s how it’s done, folks. That’s how separation of powers works. That’s how the Rule of Law works. You don’t tolerate tyranny even if, in the short run, it achieves a goal you want. The Virginia Supreme Court understands that (at least in this case) and Lammers understands that — his quote is the essence of Point (6).

Together, they share Quote of the Day.

Ricketyclick: User Registrations from Poland

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Awhile back, I started to get users from the .pl (Poland) domain registering en masse, three to five a day. None of them ever commented. It is not necessary to register to make a comment here, or to view the blog. To find out what was going on, I turned on the WordPress feature requiring registrations to be approved by me, and for awhile, I emailed the would-be registrants, asking them to confirm that they were real people, and to explain why they wanted to registered.

After a couple of dozen requests, nobody had ever replied, and I just let the requests pile up.

I have no idea why this is happening, what benefit those registrations could confer. I can’t even figure out what cost it might impose on me.

Just to be safe, though, I’m not approving those registrations, and I’ve deleted all of the registered .PL users with no posts (which is all of them).

If you know what this is about, or if you are from Poland and wish to register, or if you were previously registered but are not registered now, please add a comment to this post. I don’t want to restrict anyone with anything to contribute — but I don’t want to be taken advantage of, either, even if I don’t understand how it might be done.

Ricketyclick: Spam

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

I’ve installed the Bad Behavior spam filter, which is aimed at automated attacks (see the Comment Policy on the sidebar). It should present no barrier to real commenters. Please let me know via email if it does.

[update]

Wow. It’s only been a few minutes since I installed the filter, and it’s already blocked six spams. I’ll note that Wordpress says that almost 16,000 comments have been marked as spam since ricketyclick’s inception, and I know I didn’t mark them all by hand, so some have been rejected by other methods.

Originally, I wasn’t posting the name of the plugin, for fear of giving out clues to the spammers. Then I realized Bad Behavior announced itself in the page footer, with a Blocked Spam counter. I could turn that off, I guess, but I’m assuming that the BB writers wouldn’t do that if knowing about the plugin substantially increased vulnerability. Anyway, “security through obscurity” is generally a weak approach. Either BB works or it doesn’t.

Thanks to reader S.R. for recommending this plugin.

[update 2]
I installed Bad Behavior at about 2:30 pm. It’s now a little after eight, only five and half hours later. The banner at the bottom of the page shows over a hundred spams blocked. No posts I judge to be spams have shown up in the logs. I’m pretty happy about that.

[update 3]
Twenty-four hours later: 270+ spams blocked. Die, filthy lying thieving scum. Die slow.

Splogs

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Every now and then I get comments or trackbacks linking to blogs that excerpt a random bit of text from here, badly formated in a way that makes it clear the excerpting was done automatically by a somewhat clumsy script. Every entry is a random snippet posted by the same script. One of the most annoying things about this script is that it attributes the quote from my post to the person running the splog.

I’ve always wondered what the hell those were about, and whether or not I should keep them.

Today I found out. They’re splogs, spam blogs. I may also be the victim of blog scraping.

That’s it, then. No more. This stuff will be ruthlessly deleted whenever I find it.

My thanks to to Jeff Jarvis at Buzz Machine.

Lying Thieving Spamming Scum: Jasmine Floral

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

[Updated: I am number three on a search for "Jasmine Floral"! They are only number four! I beat them at their own game! Woo Hoo! Scroll down for browser snap shot.]

Hey, remember our “Buds” who spammed comments on my Megan McArdle post awhile back? Within twenty four hours, that post had reached #4 on the returns for a Google search of their name.

Well, they were obviously so thrilled with the name recognition I provided that they recommended ricketyclick to some friends cellmates of theirs, who promptly spammed that same post again, under the name “Jasmine Floral”. (Hm, I sense a theme developing here: fake weed, then fake flowers…what’s next?) Jasmine Floral’s original comment was, I’m afraid, sadly lacking in literary merit, but I’ve done my best to help.

To Jasmine Floral’s shyster: I’ll be happy to delete that comment upon receipt of an abject apology from your client on Jasmine Floral letterhead over his signature, plus a $500 advertising fee for spreading Jasmine Floral’s name far and wide. Aw heck, if Jasmine Floral grovels enough, I’ll consider waiving the fee, I’m in a generous mood. Of course, I’ll post a scan of any correspondence from either you or Jasmine Floral I receive, so that the whole world, or at least that portion of it drinking at this golden font of wisdom, charity, and good humor, can savor Jasmine Floral’s willingness to make amends. Otherwise, you and Jasmine Floral can refer to my “Comment Policy” over there on the right, then sod off.

Victory is Mine, You Lying Thieving Spamming Scum!
Google Screenshot showing ricketyclick outranking Jasmine floral on a search for their name.
[click to see a more-readable full-size image]

Bud Hook Up

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

Please see “Comment Policy” over in the sidebar, to your right, which points to a spam comment I edited for my evil pleasure, just like the policy says.

I’m making this post specifically so I can put  “Bud Hookup” tags on it, in the hopes that this will pop up in a web search next to their ads.

In a Land of the Truly Free, these filthy scammers would be driven out of business by homegrowers. They’d be forced to fall back on outright burglary and mugging, and would be shot by citizens exercising their right to keep and bear arms.

If you’re wondering, Bud Hookup is one of a number of businesses selling unspecified plant material packaged and marketed to make you think you’re getting a legal substitute for marijuana. (It is, of course, in the sense that baking soda is a “legal substitute” for cocaine.) See this Cannabis Culture article, “Fake Buds Exposed!” for the debunking.

On the other hand, I have to admit that anybody who would spend $50 on unknown dried leaves and then smoke or ingest them in any manner at all pretty much deserves whatever happens to them.

Still: Hookup?

Eat shit and die slow, you lying spamming scum.

Now, dammit, I have to remember what it was I really came here to write.

[update]

Woo Hoo! Number four on Google in less than 24 hours!

[click for readable full size]

Spammers Must Die!

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

I just went through and manually deleted about a hunderd comment spams.

I apologize if I accidentally deleted an honest comment, but there were so many that I just whacked everything that didn’t add real content, or that linked to a site that either sold stuff, just mechanically collected links with no comment, or was full of gibberish.

I also deleted about three dozen users with nonsense names at .pl (Poland) email addresses.

I’ve also beefed up my challenge question, which you must answer correctly before posting a comment. Hint: Blue and yellow paint mixed together are green.

Spam Warning

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

Some lying robbers have been spamming some of my older posts.

Eventually, I will get off my lazy butt and install some sort of plugin to block them.

Until then, fair warning: This is my site, damn your lying eyes, and if you post spam here, I will edit it to my own ends.

First up is this comment from some evil cowards hosted at Bravehost. Some friendly advice, guys: Eat a carton of Ex-Lax and grow some new brains.

Comment Management

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

Crap.

Crappity crap crap.

Like, shit.

I discovered that there were a couple of posts here that had attracted hundreds of spam posts.

Accordingly, I went into mass deletion mode, and deleted all of them.

Unfortunately, I thought I was deleting only comments to a particular post.

No, I was deleting all the comments anybody ever made here. Craputastic.

I curse you spammers, you evil shits. I curse you to hell. You buried the legitimate comments here with your shit, and the good stuff got shoveled out with you.

Plus, I now have to find a better comment management plugin for WordPress.

Crap.


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