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Girl Genius: Adventure, Romance, Mad Science

Sunday, July 6th, 2008


Wow. Oh, wow.

Biggest news since Heller:

Agatha Heterodyne is about to prove her claim to Castle Heterodyne, or die in the attempt.

Hm, that’s ambiguous in an interesting way.

Let me clarify: She’s not just proving that she has a claim on the Castle, no no no. That would be boring.

She is about to attempt to prove to the Castle Itself, which has fallen into disrepair and is more than a little insane, that she is Its Mistress. (It is Castle Heterodyne speaking in the unattached dialog balloons with the wavy borders.)

If you have not been following this “Gaslamp Fantasy”, this may not make sense to you.

Your loss, toots.

If you hurry, you can try to catch up.

Here’s a character summary.

Here’s The Story So Far.

Here’s the very first comic.

Unlike far too many web comics, which tend to bog down, and to promise great revelations, only to snatch them away at the last moment, the Foglios have kept up the pace. Girl Genius has been a long, meandering, tale, illuminating many dark corners and hidden passages, but the Foglios have not engaged in gratuitous teasing, just to string the story out, and I believe they will not tease us now. Something great is about to happen.

Girl Genius may be the best web comic out there. Sumptuous art, wonderful characters, sly wit, stupendous story, and it updates reliably, every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday, at 11:00 pm CDT, without fail, something very few web comics can say.

I’ve been following this story, in thrice-weekly installments, for about five years now, it’s about to pay off, and I couldn’t be happier.

Wow.

[I've pointed at Girl Genius before. I solemnly vow, if this is not a tease, and the Foglios do indeed put Agatha to the test, I will buy the mug for Perfect Coffee in gratitude. I already own most of the paper editions of the comic, save the current volume 6, and yeah, I'll bring my collection up to date as well. Yes, I see it will cost me more than twenty bucks. Trust me, the Girl Genius books are worth it, if you like this kind of thing at all. They're gorgeous.

[The only other web comic I buy the books for is Megatokyo, because Fred Gallagher, the artist, refuses to run a tip jar.]

Overlord

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

If my car wore bumperstickers, this would be a good candidate:
McCain 08 The Least Repulsive Democrat

Via Geek With a .45, who also presents persuasive evidence that McCain and his wife are Cylons from Battlestar Galactica.

And, yes, many of us wish there were a tolerable Republican running, as well.

Reading for Recruits

Monday, April 21st, 2008

So, you, or someone you know, is thinking about enlisting, “moving to the sound of the guns”. What should you read to prepare yourself?

Beats the bloody-be-heckers out of me. I’d guess maybe Heinlein’s Starship Troopers, famous, even notorious for its provocatively pro-military views. But it’s SF, and the lady in question is not a fan, to put it mildly. (If she were, of course, she’d already have read her Heinlein, including the inspiring but now-quaint retelling of the American Revolution, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.

How about movies? I remember Private Benjamin being an entertaining portrayal of a privileged young woman who goes to boot camp in rebellion against her smothering parents and intended husband. An Officer and a Gentleman shows a full-of-himself young man also benefiting from almost washing out in Basic. (Turns out Larz’s Mom has already ordered Benjamin. I can’t wait to find out how that goes.)

But that was all I could come up with, so I wrote to Grim Beorn, a very literate warrior indeed. I knew he’d published reading lists for folk already in the service, but didn’t remember seeing anything for civilians considering enlistment. Grim kindly pointed me to his standard post on the topic. It starts out with a story about adjusting to the culture in Iraq, but then moves on:

“An eighteen year old arriving at West Point,” says Grim, “already knows nothing but High School. What he needs to learn is how to be a hero.”

His suggestions:

  • Beowulf. “Out of the darkness of the prehistory of the human race, a superb and splendid hero emerged, to do battle with the monstrous forces of evil.” –Lin Carter, if I’m not mistaken. Quote from memory.
  • The Illiad (Fitzgerald translation)
  • The Saga of Burnt Njal.
  • The Havamal, which “will teach you everything a hero needs to know, from how to enter a room to how to behave in company, from how to make and keep friends to how to be respected among great men. It is in its way a complete education.”

Grim explains:

This will teach our soldiers what they need to know to relate to the sheikhs, and indeed many other cultures abroad. But it also does the soldier a great kindness, as it makes him an educated man. These are exactly the things you need to know to comprehend the Western tradition. With these as your base, nothing in America’s history is forbidding.

In his email, Grim goes on to make what, for me, was a very surprising suggestion: The Hobbit, which offers “a deep but subtle introduction into the pieces I suggest in the standard reply”. It’s been a long time since I’ve read The Hobbit, because I prefer the longer, sterner Lord of the Rings. Precisely because of that sterness, and the heavier use of myth and fantasy, I rejected LotR for Larz. And because, in contrast, I’m used to considering The Hobbit as, well, fluffier, more of a children’s book, I didn’t even think of it. But Grim’s got it right: it’s a fairly easy read, and shows very well the transformation of a quiet stick-in-the-mud civilian into a hero. I’m going to have to read it again myself.

He continued:

Try her on the Norse sagas — they involve very much sailing and hardship, and serve as an advanced course in heroism. Don’t worry that they aren’t “modern,” because really, the technology changes aren’t that important.  What really does matter is the culture, and the culture of fighting men (and, these days, women) is a thing long ago perfected.  We just need to continue to remind ourselves of what our ancestors knew.

Then he said something else I’ve never considered, but take very much to heart:

In addition, the slightly alien feel of the sagas will prepare her for thinking about a slightly alien world like the Navy. It’s an important skill that she should learn, how to think about the meaning behind customs and traditions that are different from what she already knows.

Whether Larz reads this stuff or not, it’s clear that I, myself have some catching up to do. She’s young and fit and strong and can no doubt even now whip my flabby middle-aged butt anytime she chooses, but I will not be outdone on the reading front.

Then, as a parting gift for boot camp, I can in good conscience give her selections from here,  the official Marine Reading List. This list also includes another work of science fiction that has come under peacenik fire: Orson Scott Card’s Ender’s Game. This, too, is a tale of a boot-camp, but a very strange one, one for grade-school children in outer space. I would never have guessed that the Marines would take that as an authoritative introduction to military life–but now I see that the “slightly alien feel” Grim speaks of may well have played a role.

Another important item from that list is available on-line: the Marine Corp manual on Warfighting [PDF]. This is golden: the inside skinny on how Marines think about the thing they do better than any other force in the world.

Anyway, thanks, Grim, for the reply, and for your website generally, which has over the past couple-three years given me considerable insight into the Warrior Spirit, as exemplified by this from G.K. Chesterton:

How white their steel, how bright their eyes! I love each laughing knave,

Cry high and bid him welcome to the banquet of the brave.

Yea, I will bless them as they bend and love them where they lie,

When on their skulls the sword I swing falls shattering from the sky.

The hour when death is like a light and blood is like a rose, –

You never loved your friends, my friends, as I shall love my foes.

A couple of other bits  I dug out while writing this:

Confederate Yankee’s take on LTC Dave Grossman’s original Sheep, Wolves, and Sheepdogs essay (quoted in its entirety). Everybody, sheep or sheepdog, should read this.

Bill Whittle. Wordy, but oh so satisfying:

Here’s his recent piece on fighter pilots, and the fighter pilot, and what he taught America’s military about war fighting generally. Part 1 Part 2 This is survival material.

Honor, the short, sweet essay that made Whittle’s reputation. “…The many, many sergeants…”
I cannot hear or read the word “sergeant” anymore and not think of this essay.

Freedom, and the price that must be paid for it. Why we have the Second Amendment. Whittle hits his stride.

Empire: “For the first time in history, a nation powerful enough to rule the world has simply refused to do so.” Damn betcha, and why, exactly why, my precious, precious niece does an honorable thing by volunteering to go forth and put herself in harm’s way.

War. Why we’re at it, right now, written at a time so many of us were not sure.

History. A little bit about how we got here, about another time when everybody knew “The war is an abject and utter failure. What everyone thought would be a quick, decisive victory has turned into an embarrassing series of reversals.” And how it all turned around on an insignificant mound of dirt known as Little Round Top, with an insignificant amateur named Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain as the hinge pin.

Whittle. He’s one of the good guys, and does not write often enough. Read all his stuff.

Quote of the Day: Shorter Carl Sagan

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

From a comment over at James Nicoll’s place:

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(Post title references Carl Sagan’s communicating-with-aliens novel. )

Battle Hum

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

M. Simon over at Power and Control is not with the racist Obama/Wright ticket:

That is what is so toxic about Wright. Did he thank the dead of Gettysburg for their sacrifice on his behalf?

Did he thank the Jews for their unwavering anti-racism? For their early support of the NAACP?

So why am I being held responsible for the racists in America? Most of whom are by now gone or out of power any way. BTW I’m a member of the original anti-slavery party. The party that first stood against slavery. A Republican. Why is that a dirty word in most of the black community? After the Civil War most blacks were Republicans. Why can’t Wright remember that? There is so much else he has no trouble remembering.

How about the original KKK Party - the Democrats. How about the original surrender to the slave states party? The Democrats?

What’s that you say? Wright’s not on the Obama ticket? Obama hasn’t selected a running mate yet?

Sorry, Obama selected his running mate twenty years ago. If he’s elected, Wright’s ranting will be right there.

BTW, Simon also offers up a popular song lyric as evidence that slavery was indeed in the minds of those who fought in the Civil War, to wit:

In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me:
As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free,
While God is marching on.

As another commenter notes, “The Battle Hymn” is sung at the close of the Republican Party convention. The Democrat’s closer? “Happy Days are Here Again”. As he notes, this says a lot about the core values of each party.

My somewhat less significant comment points to David Gerrold’s moving short story, “Battle Hum and the Boje”, about a rock and roll rendition. Spoiler:Show ▼

“The Giants Are All Gone Now”

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

There’s this city, see, and these stars, and this huge, cool, glittering mind that held them both and spun them into a story of wonder and marvel. A mind that taught me how great the human imagination is, even held up against the whole universe, and time itself.

That mind is gone now.

 Arthur C. Clarke is dead.

Eh, I’m Not So Bad

Friday, March 7th, 2008

In honor of Gygax, I try to find out what sort of Dungeon and Dragons character I am.

I Am A: Neutral Good Human Wizard (7th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength-12
Dexterity-10
Constitution-12
Intelligence-16
Wisdom-16
Charisma-11

Alignment:
Neutral Good A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard’s strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

This is on a scale of 2-18; I’m about average.

Um, I think the quiz overestimates my strength.

Lord of the Ring of the Nibelungs

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

I just stumbled across this fascinating comparison of Tolkien’s Lord of the Ring fantasy novels with Wagner’s Ring of the Nibelungs fantasy operas.

Tolkien well may have written his epic as an “anti-Ring” to repair the damage that Wagner had inflicted upon Western culture. Consciously or not, the Oxford philologist who invented Hobbits has ruined Wagner before the popular audience. It recalls the terrible moment in Thomas Mann’s great novel Doktor Faustus when the composer Adrian Leverkuhn, finishing his Faust cantata in the throes of syphilitic dementia, announces: “I want to take it back!” His amanuensis asks, “What do you want to take back?” “Beethoven’s 9th Symphony!” cries Leverkuhn. Leverkuhn (on the strength of a bargain with the Devil) has written a work whose objective is to ruin the ability of musical audiences to hear Beethoven.

Tolkien has taken back Wagner’s Ring. That may be his greatest accomplishment, and a literary accomplishment without clear precedent. To be sure, The Lord of the Rings is not a great work of literature to be compared to Cervantes or Dostoyevsky. But it is a great landmark of culture nonetheless. Its revival in a reasonably faithful cinematic version has far-reaching effects on the popular mind.

And this:

The details are far less important than the common starting point: the crisis of the immortals. Wagner’s immortal gods must fall as a result of the corrupt bargain they have made with the giants who built Valhalla. Tolkien’s immortal Elves must leave Middle-earth because of the fatal assistance they took from Sauron. The Elves’ power to create a paradise on Middle-earth depends upon the power of the three Elven Rings which they forged with Sauron’s help. Thus the virtue of the Elven Rings is inseparably bound up with the one Ring of Sauron. When it is destroyed, the power of the Elves must fade. More than anything else, The Lord of the Rings is the tragedy of the Elves and the story of their renunciation.

What Tolkien has in mind is nothing more than the familiar observation that the high culture of the West arose and fell with the aristocracy, which had the time and inclination to cultivate it. With the high culture came the abuse of power associated with the aristocracy; when this disappears, the great beauties of Western civilization and much of its best thought disappear with it. That is far too simple, and in some ways misleading, but it makes a grand premise for a roman-a-clef about Western civilization.


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