Archive for the ‘Biology’ Category

It Cools, Anyway

Friday, September 24th, 2010

In light (heh heh) of my last post, comes this news via Ace:

IPCC: ummm, ahhhh, yea maybe the Sun does have something to do with climate

The 2013 IPCC report will now include solar effects in their “models”.

…Over the famous 11-year solar cycle, the sun’s brightness varies by just 0.1 per cent. This was seen as too small a change to impinge on the global climate system, so solar effects have generally been left out of climate models. However, the latest research has changed this view, and the next report by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), due in 2013, will include solar effects in its models…

The Sun just emailed me and requested I relay this message to the IPCC:

“How’s my ass taste now bitches?” – The Sun

Ass munching bonus round – The arctic sea ice strikes back:

…Canadian Journal of Earth Sciences finds that Arctic sea ice extent at the end of the 20th century was more extensive than most of the past 9000 years…

Real scientists make mistakes. Propagandists lie.

My response in Ace’s comments:

History will record the Anthropogenic Global Warming debacle as one of the great triumphs of the scientific method, right up there with Galileo and the Roman Catholic Church.

In fact, AGW is even better, because the warmists did their level best to use the surface methods of science (although not the Scientific Method): collecting data in a wide variety of disciplines with sophisticated instruments, analyzing it with high-end math, presenting plausible models of potential mechanisms, displaying their results with computer generated charts and animated projections of temperature, sea ice coverage, and all the rest of the modern scientific publishing Panoplia Propheticus…. They really went all out.

The scientific establishment itself, a majority of real, acknowledged experts in the field, and many other scientists in other disciplines, supported the claims of AGW (and indeed, still do.)

The AGW models comported with popular opinion, and generated a huge groundswell of avid support.

Warmists also suppressed countering views, both professionally and in the popular press. They had powerful support from the political establishment, and access to funding and propaganda outlets beyond the wildest dreams of the Renaissance Church. About the only thing they couldn’t do was put their critics under house arrest.

And still, somehow, skepticism, the idea that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, finally won out. (Ironically, the skeptical “extraordinary claims” mantra was long a favorite of evolutionary biologists against the unscientific creationism movement; many of those same biologists also supported AGW.)

Someday, the person who released the CRU email archive will be recognized as the great hero of science he is; we may even learn his name, although frankly, I love the fact that he remains anonymous. Although the archive was not itself dispositive, it was the breach in the dike that proved the dike even existed, something that had itself been hotly denied up to that point.

Once again, we humans turn out not to be the center of the universe.

“It cools, anyway. And warms, and goes up and down and all around, and there’s not much we can do to stop it.”

I’ve been looking for an excuse to say that for awhile now.

[edit: add link to Ace, distinguish between "methods of science" and "scientific method", and make a couple of additional minor clarifications.]

Heart to Heart

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

P.Z. Meyers gets a phone call from his doctor’s office.

“We just got the results of your tests from last week. Your heart is a shriveled black lump starved of charity, decency, charm, and kindness,” she said, “a gristly godless clot of marginally functional fibers. You need to go back to Abbott for more tests, and the doctors want to crack your chest and marvel at you.”

“So what else is new? My students are used to that and expect me to be lashing them with fear and pain starting Wednesday…and my black heart is an asset to this job,” I said. “Maybe I can pop in for these tests this weekend. Any chest-cracking can wait for the end of the term and Christmas break, when I wouldn’t be using my heart anyway.”

“No,” she said, “now.”

And I waffled and weaseled and tried to argue with her that this could not be, I had a great deal of work to do right now, and I couldn’t possibly just drop out at the start of the term, and besides, I felt fine. And I bickered, and she exasperatedly told me no way, and I bargained, and then she said, “Here. I’m putting the doctor on.” And the doctor spoke with the voice of Doom and the terrifying tone of I-hold-your-life-in-my-hands-you-dope and she quoth (paraphrased somewhat):

“YOU ARE GOING TO DIE SUDDENLY, ABRUPTLY, WITHOUT WARNING UNLESS WE FIX YOU RIGHT NOW. GO. NOW. DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME.”

“Yes’m,” I said.

Prayers I have none. My wishes are of course useless.

Nevertheless, I wish him well. Tough, bitter, and black hearted he may be, we need him. Liberal politics be damned, he is a crucial warrior for the truth, clear sighted and, may I say it, strong hearted in his field, and we need as many of those as we can get.

Kurzweil Overreaches

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

No sooner do I disavow P.Z. Meyers than he turns up saying something important. He’s commenting on Priya Ganapati’s Gizmodo article about Ray Kurzweil’s assertion that

The design of the brain is in the genome. The human genome has three billion base pairs or six billion bits, which is about 800 million bytes before compression, he says. Eliminating redundancies and applying loss-less compression, that information can be compressed into about 50 million bytes, according to Kurzweil.

About half of that is the brain, which comes down to 25 million bytes, or a million lines of code.

Meyers responds

See that sentence I put in red up there? That’s his fundamental premise, and it is utterly false. Kurzweil knows nothing about how the brain works. It’s design is not encoded in the genome: what’s in the genome is a collection of molecular tools wrapped up in bits of conditional logic, the regulatory part of the genome, that makes cells responsive to interactions with a complex environment. The brain unfolds during development, by means of essential cell:cell interactions, of which we understand only a tiny fraction. The end result is a brain that is much, much more than simply the sum of the nucleotides that encode a few thousand proteins. He has to simulate all of development from his codebase in order to generate a brain simulator, and he isn’t even aware of the magnitude of that problem.

We cannot derive the brain from the protein sequences underlying it; the sequences are insufficient, as well, because the nature of their expression is dependent on the environment and the history of a few hundred billion cells, each plugging along interdependently. We haven’t even solved the sequence-to-protein-folding problem, which is an essential first step to executing Kurzweil’s clueless algorithm. And we have absolutely no way to calculate in principle all the possible interactions and functions of a single protein with the tens of thousands of other proteins in the cell!

Let me give you a few specific examples of just how wrong Kurzweil’s calculations are. Here are a few proteins that I plucked at random from the NIH database; all play a role in the human brain.

First up is RHEB (Ras Homolog Enriched in Brain). It’s a small protein, only 184 amino acids, which Kurzweil pretends can be reduced to about 12 bytes of code in his simulation. Here’s the short description.

MTOR (FRAP1; 601231) integrates protein translation with cellular nutrient status and growth signals through its participation in 2 biochemically and functionally distinct protein complexes, MTORC1 and MTORC2. MTORC1 is sensitive to rapamycin and signals downstream to activate protein translation, whereas MTORC2 is resistant to rapamycin and signals upstream to activate AKT (see 164730). The GTPase RHEB is a proximal activator of MTORC1 and translation initiation. It has the opposite effect on MTORC2, producing inhibition of the upstream AKT pathway (Mavrakis et al., 2008).

Got that? You can’t understand RHEB until you understand how it interacts with three other proteins, and how it fits into a complex regulatory pathway. Is that trivially deducible from the structure of the protein? No. It had to be worked out operationally, by doing experiments to modulate one protein and measure what happened to others. If you read deeper into the description, you discover that the overall effect of RHEB is to modulate cell proliferation in a tightly controlled quantitative way. You aren’t going to be able to simulate a whole brain until you know precisely and in complete detail exactly how this one protein works.

Dammit, and I thought Kurzweil was a schmot guy.

But let me poke a bit on Meyers, too: Simulating the brain down to the protein interactions isn’t going to work, either. The trick is going to be setting up a network of logic gates that can self-organize into a brain under the appropriate stimuli. And, no, we’re not going to understand how it works, either. [Yeah, that link goes to Meyers, too. He knows better.]

Then there’s this from the comments:

[Kurzweil thinks] he’ll be able to resurrect his dead father using DNA recovered from the latter’s grave plus records of his life. IOW, he believes in magic.

Even Jesus can't believe your idiocy.

via SF critic James Nicoll.

Biter

Friday, July 9th, 2010

I collected this magnificent Chelydra serpentina specimen strolling down the left hand lane of a busy four-lane road a block from my sister’s house.

She was being guarded from traffic by an older woman, and watched by a young Mom and her two little girls, all fascinated and fearful she would be run over, but quite reasonably more than a little scared to pick her up.

OK, OK, I’m a stupid male show-off and a soft touch. I pulled off the main road, went over and picked her up to rescue her. I knew she would thrash, and try to bite and claw, and thus was not surprised into letting go of her.

I’ll note that my grip is not ideal; it would have been safer to hold her further back. But she didn’t get me, and given her size, this was probably the most secure grip.

Mom and Dad were with me, and the woman said she knew of a near-by pond, so I had Dad follow her. We all trooped over to the edge of the pond (a “catch and release” stocked fishing pond in a neighborhood park). I had my fellow rescuer snap a couple of cell-phone pictures for the record, and set the turtle down at the edge of the pond. She sat there for a moment or two — wondering what the catch was, I expect — and then Zoom! right into the water.

You’ll notice I keep calling the turtle “her”. Look closely at the base of the tail in the picture above, and you’ll see a pinkish triangular structure sticking out. It was quite prominent in person, and I assumed it was an penis, erect from aggression.

Wrong. I’ve checked around, and most likely, that was an ovipositor. (I’m trying to get confirmation on this.) Ms. Snappy-snap was probably looking for a place to lay her eggs, or had recently laid them.

For lots of cool info on snappers, check out Chelydra.org.

Yggdrasil

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

[click image for full size -- and worth it.]
Via APOD.

Wolf In The Garden

Friday, June 4th, 2010

Awhile back I posted a snap of this little guy:
Snail_2809_w500Well, “little”. Actually he’s about 4 inches long.

I sent the pictures to Max Anton, aka the Mollusk Man, who has a great website about mollusks in the Houston area. He identifies this ferocious beast as a Euglandina rosea, the Rosy Wolfsnail:

This is indeed a Euglandina rosea, though it appears to be slightly elongated, thus resembling an E. singleyana. It is a native species and poses no threat to vegetation. Because it eats harmful pest snails, it should be treated carefully and not be harmed. If you wish, you can place one in a jar and watch it feed on pest snails. It’s a pretty creepy thing to see.
As you have already noticed, RWS’s are audacious creatures, quick to ignore handling procedures and external stimuli. Few other species possess so bold a nature, allowing this snail to be a most excellent species to display for educational purposes.

I turned him loose next to the garden fountain and have not seen him since, but I presume he’s still there, guarding the flora against his fellow mollusks.

Thanks, Max, for the confirmation.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

Via Pharyngula:

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The baby’s name is “Riski”, an “Indonesian word meaning ‘prosperous’”. I absolutely love the completely accidental bilingual pun here: there is no prosperity without risk; indeed, no joy, no life, without risk.

“Raising baby elephants is truly a risky business.”

Eagle Cam

Friday, March 19th, 2010

Live Web Cam showing Bald Eagle Nest:
Streaming Video by Ustream.TV
Um, if you look at this at night, it will be black.

Invertebrate Tool User

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Octopi carrying coconut shell armor.

How different is this, in principle, from hermit crab behavior? (Actually, quite a bit, I’d say, given how much the ‘pus manipulates the shell.)

Via More Words, Deeper Hole.

Mapping Asian Genetic Diversity

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

Sticky for self, a paper on how humans spread through Asia. Via More Words, Deeper Hole.

I have not read the article yet, and have no comment.