With advanced military gear like this at Kim Jong Un’s disposal, the United States cannot hope to prevail against such a mighty nation and its beloved leader, a world class master of Looking At Things.
One can barely imagine the awesome features of this god-like control console, mercifully hidden from we proletariat mud people, since only a Great Leader and his Generals, buoyed by the love of his people, can gaze upon it without permanent scarring.
We, too, might posess such glorious weapons of justice if only those evil traitorous Republicans hadn’t forced the sequestor.
We must be cautious and respectful, lest the righteous wrath of the Korean People stir them to angry singing of their noble war chant.
I’m actually a little disturbed by this. If the Glorious Leader in either nation had a lick of sanity, there’d be no real threat. But I don’t trust either of them to keep from launching nuclear war in fits of egotistical pique.