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Hard Row

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Sometimes, you work hard enough that even though the result is boring, you want people to see how hard you worked.

I’m trying to dress up the space in front of my front porch. Probably futile, because a) It’s in deep shade and b) It floods if the gutters overflow.

So what I have, essentially, are two strips of dirt right at the edge of the slab, under the eaves. All the nutrients have been leeched out, and the remaining clay has packed itself down to just short of sedimentary rock.

First thing to do, then was to dig out a nice deep trench. (Eight inch concrete block for scale; the light-colored band at the top of the slab shows the level of the dirt before I started digging.)
About ten inches deep.

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Bad Flow

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Via Fail Blog:
fail-owned-faucet-fail

Quote of the Day: Duct Tape

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

From Sherman, M. and Walker, I., “Can Duct Tape Take the Heat?”, lbl-41434, Energy Performance of Buildings Group, Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory:

Popular culture abounds with uses for duct tape in duct tape calendars, 101 uses for duct tape, duct tape books, etc. Unfortunately, it appears that duct tape should not actually be used to seal ducts.

[original here]

[Reprinted as an article in Home Energy Magazine Online, July/August 1998.]

[Report LBNL 53547, on revised testing methods, with excellent pictures, showing that UL-181B-FX, regarding flexible ducts, is not a good predictor of duct tape performance when it comes to sealing ducts.]

*sigh*

I’m working on a number of sealing and caulking problems around my house. It’s all crap, it all depends critically on exacting, nit-picky, fanatically clean installation techniques that cannot be achieved in the field (i.e. in a filthy dusty hot sweaty attic), the instructions never seem to apply to my situation, and it’s all required by code, which basically says, “do it” without really saying how.

By the way, I laughed when I saw the picture in the above report of the duct sealed with clear packing tape.

It was one of their top performers.

So, what am I supposed to do with this $15 roll of UL 181B compliant foil tape?


The one sealing solution I’ve found that actually seems to work is roof shingling, and there’s a simple reason why: its performance does not depend on adhesives and sealants, but on the physical integrity of the shingles, and on the straightforward installation principle that the higher row overlaps the lower row. There is some tar involved, but that’s an adjunct.

What opened this whole can of worms was reworking my inadequate and unsafe water heater exhaust duct. The new vent, using the double-walled pipe known as B-vent, was improperly installed where it went through the roof. I have pictures, which I’ll eventually get around to posting.

When I re-worked it, I discovered that it does not adhere to the shingle principle. It must be caulked or taped to seal the roof joint. Appalling. It will fail, eventually, and likely before the shingles do.

There’s a critical component called the storm collar, which exposes an upward-facing joint. I cannot find good clear instructions on sealing the damn thing. Apparently, what you do is run a thick bead of caulk (I used GE’s 50G.01 Silicone II Gutter and Flashing sealant, because it says not to use it on surfaces above 400 degrees, where everything else is limited to much less than 200) around the bottom of the pipe, then push the collar into that ring, then smear an additional bead of sealant around the joint. This joint is going to see a lot of movement, the application method seems contrary to everything I’ve read about good caulk joints, and it’s going to fail.

The original vent was unsafe, not intended for use as a combustion exhaust, but at least it kept the rain out without sealant.

The Intersection of Architecture and Music

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

OK, I’m just going to say it: I hate most of the examples of Le Corbusier work I’ve seen.

The Villa Savoye is an excellent example. There’s good reason, I believe, why this style became popular for soulless office buildings, but not for homes. Indeed, I was astonished to learn that Villa Savoye was intended as a home; I can’t imagine trying to live in it. Raising children there? I shudder at the thought.

A few days ago I stumbled on this video setting views of Savoye to a lovely little piano piece. The music was sad, even a little angry, with a compelling stumbling rhythm. It seemed like something that might have come from the Wyndham Hill studio in its heyday.

Instead, it turned out to be “In the End” from Linkin Park, a band I tend not to like. I don’t even like this song with their usual instrumentation and rap-like lyrics.

This spare piano, though, is lovely and moving.

It’s been said, “Writing about music is like dancing about architecture”. This video comes very close to showing how narrow that assessment really is.

The music perfectly, and beautifully, expresses the feelings Le Corbusier’s joyless sterility arouses in me.

Quick Links

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Peanuts or Ecstasy: Which is Safer? In terms of a single dose? Ecstasy.


Top Three GOP Governors are Creationists.

The top 3 GOP governors in America are all creationists, who have no problems with teaching pseudo-science to American children.

That’s why. This is wrong, and it’s one reason why the Democrats now control both houses of Congress. If this anti-scientific insanity continues, the Democrats will be in power for the next 20 years.

Randy Barnett backs him up at the Volokh Conspiracy: “Republicans be warned: No demonstrably creationist politician will be elected President of the United States.”

Creationism is the equivalent of gun control for Republicans: a stupid superstition that keeps the well-informed from taking them seriously.

Then there’s abortion, which neither side has right, but that’s another topic for another day.


So, President Hussein’s pet “community organization”, ACORN, cuts the padlock on a foreclosed house, and declares “This is our house now”.

Um, except the person defaulting on the mortgage is an ACORN worker who refinanced an $87,000 mortgage for $270,000 — and pocketed the difference.

Michelle Malkin has the scoop, including the public documents to back up her story.

Ike: First Rain

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Three P.M. CDT: I’m out doing some last minute battening down — First Rain felt about 30 minutes ago.

Ike estimated windspeed-currently expecting 87 mph sustained

Ike estimated windspeed-currently expecting 87 mph sustained


This is the 13:00 CDT map; a new one will come out at 4:00.

The predicted path has shifted West, which is bad for everybody to the East of Houston. The current track puts the center going almost directly overhead. (I’m in the 77076 zip code, North of the 610 loop, just below and to the right of the I-45 marker.) My impression is that the eastern coast is more developed, so this is not good. I think, judging by what I’ve overheard on the Weather Channel, it’s going to continue to shift West. Dammit.

I’ll continue to post for as long as I have power and tubes.

Caught my neighbor re-digging a drainage ditch that runs between our houses. I originally dug it for Allison, in a vain attempt to drain the backyard, which was flooding. Just before it topped the slab, I discovered a badly-placed landscape timber in the backyard was blocking the drainage on the other side of the house; the yard drained completely in less than 30 minutes. I’ve since refilled the ditch, which did nothing. Unfortunately, he’d already almost finished. I hope he took care of other business first. Sorry ’bout that.

I Need To Retile My Bathroom Now

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

…And my kitchen. Hm, maybe the living room would look good in tile.

Whatever. As long as I have a good excuse to get me one a these:

ring-bladed saw with mirrored table

ring-bladed saw with mirrored table

I really like the ring-blade idea. Very clever.

Plus: “The Ring Blades”. Great name for a rock-n-roll band that plays wedding gigs, ne?

This Door Makes a Statement

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Yes, the plan was to make the door stand out, to proudly declare, “Here is the door!”

Instead, I get, “Warning! Tasteless crazy person lives here!”

The blue is temporary, tape masking off some trim which is colored a light apricot. I’m thinking I should have made the trim dark, and the door light. Ah well, a bad haircut grows back out, and a bad paint job can be done over.

And, you know, I live behind the door; I only have to look at it as I drive up to the house. Pfft. The neighbors can deal.

“Uncle Dave’s delicate condition.”

Finished door. Needs some touch up here and there, but nothing you can see in this pic. Glare from the in-camera flash; I’ll put up a cleaner pic later.
finished door orange w/orange off white trim

I intended the trim color to be a few shades darker, more like the occasional light orange bricks, such as what you can to the right of the top of the door. It’s actually pretty close, but against the dark orange, it comes off much paler.

Close up, it’s clear I’m a lousy painter. A few runs here and there, some rough edges around the masking, and a few spots where I placed the mask over the trim a bit too wide, which revealed the primer. Also, I really should have been using the roller from the very start. (I foolishly used a brush, because of the small area, but the roller leaves a vastly better texture. The brush marks, particularly from the heavy primer, are horrendous.)

Frame next, then the pillars holding the roof up.

Knowing Where To Tap

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

There’s a joke about a guy whose car quits. The mechanic opens the hood and taps the engine with a ball-peen hammer. “Try it now.” The car starts right up.

“That’ll be $55, please.”

Fifty-five bucks?

“Yup. Five for tapping the engine with the little hammer. Fifty for knowing where to tap.”

My parents get their water from a well in the backyard. Yesterday, they had no water pressure. I went out to take a look, and tried draining the water from the pressure tank, which is the trick that worked the last time this happened. Not this time.

So this morning, they called the pump tech out.

Turns out, there’s a circuit breaker, a “reset button”, hidden on the bottom of the control box out in the garage. We had no idea it was there.

“Eighty dollars, please.”

Sigh. At least for their eighty dollars,my folks learned where to tap.

There’ve been lightning storms around here for the past week or so. Yesterday, their power was flickering on and off. That’s almost certainly what did it; the pump has a two-horsepower motor, which takes a pretty hefty starting current.


Gah. When am I going to learn? Never, ever, call the pros without checking the damn Web first.

Cleanly Breaking 200

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Over the last 24 hours, I’ve met a crucial milestone:

My weight has dropped below 200 pounds. I’m at 199 +/- 1.

Best of all, I’m even on schedule.

It was my plan to photograph my scale when this happened, but unfortunately, I dropped my camera yesterday, and the shutter no longer works.

I actually saw 199.5 earlier in the week, but I got off the scale to get the camera, and when I got back on, about a minute later, I weighed 202. (My scale is a Taylor 7362. It claims to read to the nearest 1/2 lb, but in fact it, like many digital scales, is notorious for being horribly unrepeatable–in my experience, it can vary by as much as +/- 3 lbs over successive readings. Still, if I weigh myself several times during the day, I do get a reasonably consistent number.)

The 199 lb reading seems to be pretty stable, though.

I really wish I had a camera….

The other reason I wish I had a camera is that I accomplished this by pressure-washing the front of my house. The before and after shots wouldn’t be as dramatic as some I’ve seen, but noticeable nevertheless.

As far as weight loss goes, although the moment-to-moment effort involved in pressure-washing is not that large, if you do it for several hours, it adds up.

I also did some spade work. Let me explain. My front yard does not gently slope from the house to the street. Instead, it humps up in the middle, peaking about 6″ higher than the porch slab. (I plan to measure this over the weekend. ) To make it worse, the front walk is about 1.5″ lower than the porch slab. What this means is that mud washes down from the lawn and flows over the walk just where it turns to meet the porch at the front door. Once a year or so I have to get a shovel and scrape the mud off the walk, and dig out the excess from in front of the porch. That’s what I did today. I’m thinking of buying some concrete pavers to build up the walk to the level of the porch slab. There are other solutions (like, oh, say, skinning the sod off the lawn, removing about six inches of soil, grading properly, and putting the sod back, which is of course the real solution, and which will probably have to be done sooner or later), but that’s the easiest and cheapest.

I’m also probably going to dig a simple gravel-only french drain leading from the front downspout, which lets out right next to the porch, down to the sidewalk by the street,