Archive for the ‘Globular Warmening’ Category

Peaceful Worshippers of Mother Earth

Friday, October 1st, 2010

In a moment of tender outreach to those of us who are not yet convinced of how crucially important it is for us to cut our carbon emissions to save the planet, an outfit calling itself 10:10 released this video:

[update]
Sure enough, they’ve made their little snuff flick private. Filthy cowards.

Too late, you would be murdering thugs.

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So, let me be absolutely clear:

As far as I’m concerned, these superstitious thugs just told their believers that it’s OK to kill me for not believing their statist crap.

It’s OK to kill children who don’t fall into line.

The one good thing here? It’s OK to kill celebs who talk the talk but don’t walk the walk. Al Gore, you listening?

If this had been done as a parody, it would be hilarious. Instead, it’s real, and frankly, somewhat terrifying.

I suspect it to fall down the memory hole within a day or two. They’re going to wish they’d never commissioned it.

I’ve already downloaded and archived my copy, though. Too late guys. The mask has fallen away, and we see the death’s head underneath.

Via Watts Up With That? “Lower Than This They Cannot Stoop“.

How low is that? Watch the end credits in full screen mode at 480p, and you can see Gillian Anderson’s eyeballs slither down the window.

Unsettled Science

Sunday, September 26th, 2010

At Watts Up With That, “Where Consensus Fails – The Science Cannot Be Called ‘Settled’”, Guest Contributor Thomas Fuller writes:

Dennis Bray and Hans von Storch have just published the findings of a survey conducted with practicing climate scientists. The survey was conducted in 2008 with 379 climate scientists who had published papers or were employed in climate research institutes and dealt with their confidence in models, the IPCC and a variety of other topics. The survey findings are here: http://coast.gkss.de/staff/storch/pdf/GKSS_2010_9.CLISCI.pdf .

there are areas of climate science that some people want to claim is settled, but where scientists don’t agree.

Only 12% agree or strongly agree that data availability for climate change analysis is adequate. More than 21% disagree or strongly disagree.

Only 25% agree or strongly agree that “Data collection efforts are currently adequate,” while 16% disagree or strongly disagree.

Perhaps most importantly, only 17.75% agree or strongly agree with the statement, “The state of theoretical understanding of climate change phenomena is adequate.” And equal percentage disagreed or strongly disagreed.

As Judith Curry has been noting over at her weblog, there is considerable uncertainty regarding the building blocks of climate science. The scientists know this. The politicians, propagandists and the converted acolytes haven’t gotten the message. If this survey does not educate them, nothing will.

I have excerpted only a tiny sample of the survey’s findings.

Overall gist: No, we can’t prove that AGW is wrong.

But we can demand much better data, and much better models, before imposing drastic changes on society to head off an unproven disaster.

And most important, skeptics of AGW are not cranks.

As I’ve said before, the warmists are making an extraordinary claim, and demanding an extraordinary remedy. Neither their claim nor remedy are well supported by the state of the science so far.

It Cools, Anyway

Friday, September 24th, 2010

In light (heh heh) of my last post, comes this news via Ace:

IPCC: ummm, ahhhh, yea maybe the Sun does have something to do with climate

The 2013 IPCC report will now include solar effects in their “models”.

…Over the famous 11-year solar cycle, the sun’s brightness varies by just 0.1 per cent. This was seen as too small a change to impinge on the global climate system, so solar effects have generally been left out of climate models. However, the latest research has changed this view, and the next report by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), due in 2013, will include solar effects in its models…

The Sun just emailed me and requested I relay this message to the IPCC:

“How’s my ass taste now bitches?” – The Sun

Ass munching bonus round – The arctic sea ice strikes back:

…Canadian Journal of Earth Sciences finds that Arctic sea ice extent at the end of the 20th century was more extensive than most of the past 9000 years…

Real scientists make mistakes. Propagandists lie.

My response in Ace’s comments:

History will record the Anthropogenic Global Warming debacle as one of the great triumphs of the scientific method, right up there with Galileo and the Roman Catholic Church.

In fact, AGW is even better, because the warmists did their level best to use the surface methods of science (although not the Scientific Method): collecting data in a wide variety of disciplines with sophisticated instruments, analyzing it with high-end math, presenting plausible models of potential mechanisms, displaying their results with computer generated charts and animated projections of temperature, sea ice coverage, and all the rest of the modern scientific publishing Panoplia Propheticus…. They really went all out.

The scientific establishment itself, a majority of real, acknowledged experts in the field, and many other scientists in other disciplines, supported the claims of AGW (and indeed, still do.)

The AGW models comported with popular opinion, and generated a huge groundswell of avid support.

Warmists also suppressed countering views, both professionally and in the popular press. They had powerful support from the political establishment, and access to funding and propaganda outlets beyond the wildest dreams of the Renaissance Church. About the only thing they couldn’t do was put their critics under house arrest.

And still, somehow, skepticism, the idea that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, finally won out. (Ironically, the skeptical “extraordinary claims” mantra was long a favorite of evolutionary biologists against the unscientific creationism movement; many of those same biologists also supported AGW.)

Someday, the person who released the CRU email archive will be recognized as the great hero of science he is; we may even learn his name, although frankly, I love the fact that he remains anonymous. Although the archive was not itself dispositive, it was the breach in the dike that proved the dike even existed, something that had itself been hotly denied up to that point.

Once again, we humans turn out not to be the center of the universe.

“It cools, anyway. And warms, and goes up and down and all around, and there’s not much we can do to stop it.”

I’ve been looking for an excuse to say that for awhile now.

[edit: add link to Ace, distinguish between "methods of science" and "scientific method", and make a couple of additional minor clarifications.]

A Warm, But Flat, Earth

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

“The mythical Computer Model of global warming…is based on a flat Earth.”

Vincent Gray at Climate Realists wrote:

The attached graph is in all of the Reports of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate change, and it is fundamental to all their activities. It assumes that the earth can be considered to be flat, that the sun shines all day and all night with equal intensity, and that the temperature of the earth’s surface is constant.

Surber comments, “If true, I find that to be amusing. Skeptics are supposed to be the flat Earthers, not our moral and intellectual superiors.”

Deep Time

Friday, April 30th, 2010

I cannot do this justice on this site; there simply isn’t enough room.

Click here for a to-scale timeline of evolution. Use the horizontal slider on your browser to get to the interesting part; nothing much happens for a long, long time. At the end, there’s a button that allows you to expand the human-development section, which otherwise is an undifferentiated sliver.

The Earth is old, folks. We hominids are newcomers, infants.

Our use of industry is so recent it barely registers.

You will need to work very very hard to convince me that we’re doing unprecedented damage to our world.

Granularity

Monday, March 15th, 2010

The American Thinker has a great graphic showing the distribution of the weather stations used to record climate data:
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[Click for full-size, full resolution.]

Hm, almost nothing in the southern hemisphere. Almost nothing over the oceans. Guess those areas really don’t matter.

A commenter for this article suggests using GPS data which records atmospheric drag on the GPS satellite flock. That drag increases and decreases according to the size of the atmosphere, which in turn varies according to temperature. It really is a global average.

Quote of the Day: The Goreacle

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Over at Protein Wisdom, Darleen Click takes apart Al Gore‘s op-ed in the Fish Wrap of Record, the New York Times, in which Gore inadvertently tells the truth, and pulls aside the progressive curtain. It’s a must read.

Click highlights this immortal line as a pull quote:

From the standpoint of governance, what is at stake is our ability to use the rule of law as an instrument of human redemption.

[Correct Darleen's name; see comments.]

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Instapunk points to this archive[PDF, 1 MB] of all the emails at the heart of the East Anglia climate study scandal, along with an analysis of each and every one.

Remember, too, that besides the emails, the original dump also included key data, the programming code used to generate the climate models involved, and even notes by one of the programmers.

It wasn’t just the handful of soundbites dismissed by the warmists.

Locally cached copy here[PDF]

IPCC Retracts Killer Trees Claim

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

From the Daily Mash:

TREES will not uproot themselves and embark on blood-soaked killing sprees by 2035, global warming experts have admitted.

The IPCC headquarters in Geneva
The International Panel on Climate Change confirmed the evidence had not been peer-reviewed and will now amend the section of its 2007 report devoted to ‘killer trees’.

A spokesman said: “It appears the claim was not based on new data or field research but on that bit with the angry, talking trees in Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.”

“We still think there’s a strong chance that trees will become sentient and take revenge on man for chopping down all their friends and turning them into spatulas, we’re just not sure when.”

Having recently been the victim of a tree attack on my parked car, I am very relieved to read this, as I was becoming a bit concerned.

Anyway, I prefer Teflon or stainless steel spatulas, so I should be pretty much on their side.

update:
The original article includes this image, which portrays the home of Bilbo Baggins, one of the hobbits from Lord of the Rings. I believe this was taken from the movie trilogy.
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I just this minute realized, it’s an eye. An eye in great contrast with the other eye in the story, the flaming Eye of Sauron.
Eye-of-sauron

Error Cascades, Green Shirts, and Zombies

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

I’m more than a little rushed this morning, but I have to point to Eric S. Raymond’s excellent analysis of the collapse of the Anthropomorphic Global Warming movement, calling for “The Naming and Shaming the AGW Fraudsters”:

The best reason not to relent, to name and shame the fraudsters and shatter their reputations and humilate them — ideally, to the point where there’s a rash of prominent suicides as a result — is this:

If we don’t destroy them, they’ll surely ramp up yet another colossal, politicized eco-fraud.

The segment Raymond has identified as zombies and greenshirts I’ve heard elsewhere named as watermelons: green on the outside, red on the inside.

Oh, and don’t miss his conclusion:

The key point — and the reason the AGW frauds need to be shamed and punished — is that the political background conditions favoring this kind of fraud are still in place.

That is, the zombies and green-shirts still have a powerful interest in magnifying scientific errors that suit their agendas into politicized crusades that could produce error cascades just as huge. Somewhere out there, there are now-innocent scientific research groups who could become the next decade’s version of the “team”, degenerating into fraudulent conspiracies as careerism draws them in, the political villains cheer them on to rationalize the power-grab of the week, and the Gaianists gamely but stupidly try to do the right thing.

I’m even prepared to hazard a guess where the next fraud would be ginned up from: environmental toxicology and what are called “endocrine disruptors”.

[Emphasis ESR's]
Absolutely, read the whole thing. This is one of those lens articles that brings an entire scene into focus.

update:
From the Devil’s Kitchen, an excellent explanation of the decision tree we should be using :
AGW-DecisionTree

and the very simplified tree actually in use:
AGW-DecisionTree-InUse