Archive for the ‘Globular Warmening’ Category

“Things Hippies Want to Blame on Global Warming”

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

From America’s Right. Unfortunately, he doesn’t a provide a link to just the list; it’s a box on his sidebar. (Also, he doesn’t seem to have an RSS feed, pretty much a requirement right now to be on my daily read list, although I’m working on that.)

I’m putting the list below the fold, because it’s so damn long. The crucial thing to understand is that every one of these items has a news media link behind it. They’re actually serious about this crap.

This is a tremendous resource, and I wish Jeff Schreiber would post this in a linkable format.
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A More Wretched Hive

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

At The National Review, Stephen Spruiell and Kevin Williamson lay out what we face with the Cap and Trade bill. It isn’t pretty.

The stimulus bill was the legislative equivalent of the famous cantina scene from Star Wars, an eye-popping collection of the freakish and exotic, gathered for dubious purposes. The Waxman-Markey cap-and-trade bill, known as ACES (the American Clean Energy and Security Act), is more like the third panel in Hieronymus Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights — a hellscape that disturbs the sleep of anybody who contemplates it carefully.

Two main things to understand about Waxman-Markey: First, it will not reduce greenhouse-gas emissions, at least not at any point in the near future. The inclusion of carbon offsets, which can be manufactured out of thin air and political imagination, will eliminate most of the demands that the legislation puts on industry, though in doing so it will manage to drive up the prices consumers pay for every product that requires energy for its manufacture — which is to say, for everything. Second, it represents a worse abuse of the public trust and purse than the stimulus and the bailouts put together. Waxman-Markey creates a permanent new regime in which environmental romanticism and corporate welfare are mixed together to form political poison. From comic bureaucratic power grabs (check out the section of the bill on candelabras) to the creation of new welfare programs for Democratic constituencies to, above all, massive giveaways for every financial, industrial, and political lobby imaginable, this bill would permanently deform American politics and economic life.

The House of Representatives, famously, did not read this bill before passing it, which is testament to either Nancy Pelosi’s managerial incompetency or her political wile, or possibly both. If you take the time to read the legislation, you’ll discover four major themes: special-interest giveaways, regulatory mandates unrelated to climate change, fanciful technological programs worthy of The Jetsons, and assorted left-wing wish fulfillment. We cannot cover every swirl and brushstroke of this masterpiece of misgovernance, but here’s a breakdown of its 50 most outrageous features.

Be more responsible than the thugs you voted into office. (Yes, I’m looking at you, Gene Green! I voted for you! And you voted for this! Never again! You are dead to me now!) Read at least the first ten items in the list. (But be advised, this isn’t a top-down “fifty most tyrannical” list. It’s organized by the type of damage each item generates, not how awful that damage is.)

Here’s a foul taste:

10. Rural electrical cooperatives are demanding that the offsets be awarded in proportion to historic emissions, and they probably will prevail. This means that high-polluting generators, such as the coal-fired plants typical of electric co-ops’ members, will be rewarded because they pollute more, while cleaner producers, such as those using nuclear and hydroelectric power, will be penalized.

“Perverse” doesn’t begin to cover this. This is psychotic.

There is nothing beyond the government’s reach in this. Nothing. (Don’t believe me? See items 21-26, regulating light bulbs — light bulbs! — home appliances, home construction, and snowmobiles.)

This is naked fascism, the compulsory blending of government and business, in all its hideous progressive horror.

Han doesn’t shoot first (because the ATF confiscated his blaster when he registered it), Greedo does, and Greedo doesn’t miss. Jaba the Hut prospers. Darth Vader rules. The Republic falls.

There is no Force but Liberty, and when that dies, we will not be saved by spunky kids and gruff smugglers, and most especially not by mysterious old farts in robes living in the desert.

An Ocean of Data

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

From the Vancouver Sun, “Little Ocean Tattletales Fail to Find Right Facts”:

They drift along in the worlds’ oceans at a depth of 2,000 metres — more than a mile down — constantly monitoring the temperature, salinity, pressure and velocity of the upper oceans.

Then, about once every 10 days, a bladder on the outside of these buoys inflates and raises them slowly to the surface, gathering data about each strata of seawater they pass through.

After an upward journey of nearly six hours, the Argo monitors bob on the waves while an onboard transmitter sends their information to a satellite that in turn retransmits it to several land-based research computers where it may be accessed by anyone who wishes to see it.

These 3,000 yellow sentinels — about the size and shape of a large fencepost — free-float the world’s oceans, season in and season out, surfacing between 30 and 40 times a year, disgorging their findings, then submerging again for another fact-finding voyage.

It’s fascinating to watch their progress online. (The URLs are too complex to reproduce here, but Google “Argo Buoy Movement” or “Argo Float Animation,” and you will be directed to the links.)

[Here's a good one. Below is a still from one of these movies, so you can get an idea of just how well these little guys are surveying the ocean. -- djm]

Still from a NASA animation showing tracks of free-floating oceanographic buoys.

Still from a NASA animation showing tracks of free-floating oceanographic buoys.

When they were first deployed in 2003, the Argos were hailed for their ability to collect information on ocean conditions more precisely, at more places and greater depths and in more conditions than ever before.

No longer would scientists have to rely on measurements mostly at the surface from older scientific buoys or inconsistent shipboard monitors.

So why are some scientists now beginning to question the buoys’ findings? Because in five years the little blighters have failed to detect any global warming. They are not reinforcing the scientific orthodoxy of the day, namely that man is causing the planet to warm dangerously. They are not proving the predetermined conclusions of their human masters. Therefore they, and not their masters’ hypotheses, must be wrong.

In fact, “there has been a very slight cooling,” according to a U.S. National Public Radio (NPR) interview with Josh Willis at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, a scientist who keeps close watch on the Argo findings.

I’d quote the whole thing, but the Sun deserves your traffic, so go read the whole thing.

update:
Cold Fury calls out global warming: “It ain’t science, it’s religion.”
The people pushing the GW agenda don’t give a good goddamn about Mother Earth. They want to return us all to a pre-industrial culture, with us as dirty sweaty agrarian peasants and them as the exalted overlords, wallowing in the rotting corpse of the richest, most powerful society the world has ever seen. The religion is all about making us accept it by making us think we’re saving ourselves.

They will never accept the limits they want to impose on us.

Damn straight, Al Gore and Barack Obama are only the most visible of the They.


NASA’s Scientific Visualization Studio rocks,. and I mean hard. I’m going to be spending more time there than I have, I can tell. Just… damn!

Here’s what I found by just clicking on the “Next” link on the Argo page:
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This is a map of “relative sea level around the Earth“. Red indicates highs, blue lows.

Here’s the trick: this map shows a variation of 500 mm above and below average. The total range, highest to lowest, is one meter. That’s right, about a yard on a globe 8000 miles in diameter, measuring a surface covered with waves well over one meter high.

There is nothing, nothing, we cannot know about our world if we choose to find out.

And if this is a firehose, just wait: It’s going to become a Niagra.

[Credit for both images to NASA/Goddard Space Flight Center Scientific Visualization Studio.]

[Link to Sun via Dan at Protein Wisdom.]

Never Too Late to Mock Earth Day

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

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Via Dr. Sanity, who’s got some very sane things to say. Goest thou, and readeth ye Whole Thingy.


Yes, I love the old TV show M*A*S*H. Really, I do. Great characters (especially Col. Potter), great dialog, great jokes, great stories. As human a show as has ever been on TV.

But every time they get political, and mock the rationale behind the American presence in Korea (and, by implication, Viet Nam) I think of this picture. The part of Korea that we saved is, down there at the bottom, is even today a civilized industrial nation.

The part of Korea that we abandoned, in those last few episodes where everyone is so thrilled that the war is over and they get to go home, is that black atavistic hellhole up there at the top.

God damn it, Major Frank Burns was essentially right, and the fact that he was portrayed as a bumbling, jingoistic idiot was a betrayal of the people and the way of life his patients were there to fight for.

Human Achievement Hour

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

Ah, yes, turn your lights on for Human Achievement Hour:

“Unless, of course, you don’t believe in human achievement.” — Glenn Reynolds.

Note: If you want to turn your lights out to support the astronomical Dark Skies movement, I have no problem with that, and in fact support the goal. Dark Skies can be achieved with good luminaire design, without bad-mouthing electric lighting and civilization generally.

Snow in Houston, Texas

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Cars in a dealership parking lot covered with snow

Cars in a dealership parking lot covered with snow


I was not the only one taking this picture or its like; I saw cars stopped on the highway photographing dealer lots with what looked like pro-gear.

The snow on the highway overpasses were beginning to cover even the traffic paths. I passed one accident, saw one car who looked as if he might have just barely avoided hitting the barrier barrels in the crotch of a wye, and there was a whole lane of stopped cars that may well have been due to an accident. Iwas OK, but for a while, I was being followed by some idiot who hugged my tail by a carlength or less, at freeway speeds, although I kept flashing my brake lights trying to get him to back off. No go. Made it home alright, though.

Edouard: Battening Down

Monday, August 4th, 2008

Damn you all who failed to follow Lord Obama’s advice to keep your tires properly inflated and thus avert global warming and Hurricane Edouard!

You sexist pigs, don’t you know women and children will be hardest hit? Particularly the ones with darker skins, you racist bastards?

Don’t you wish St. O was already in the Oval Office, pre-emptively sending necessary storm aid directly to your front door?

So, anyway, it’s probably gonna start blowin’ and rainin’ pretty darn hard sometime late tonight, or early tomorrow morning; center should make landfall early Tuesday afternoon. Unless something completely freakish happens, we’ll probably see 5-10″ of rain here.


Per Kim Du Toit, re a headline that came out just before Mr. E started to get himself organized:

Texas plagued by heat, drought, water parasite, wildfires

So… everything’s normal, then.

I guess we don’t have to worry about that now.

Irena Sendler and the Peace Prize

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Earlier, I referred to Irena Sendler, hero of the Holocaust, getting elbowed out of the Nobel Peace Prize by the Goreacle.

I missed this cartoon attached to the story at Flopping Aces:

The Cold Equations of Alternative Energy

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Retired engineer Steven Den Beste reprints a valuable checklist for plausible alternative energy sources:

…For too many people “alternate energy” is more about religion than about physics. They believe that if we are just creative enough, we can overcome fundamental physical limitations — and it’s not that easy.

In order for “alternate energy” to become feasible, it has to satisfy all of the following criteria:

  1. It has to be huge (in terms of both energy and power)
  2. It has to be reliable (not intermittent or unschedulable)
  3. It has to be concentrated (not diffuse)
  4. It has to be possible to utilize it efficiently
  5. The capital investment and operating cost to utilize it has to be comparable to existing energy sources (per gigawatt, and per terajoule).

If it fails to satisfy any of those, then it can’t scale enough to make any difference. Solar power fails #3, and currently it also fails #5. (It also partially fails #2, but there are ways to work around that.)

The only sources of energy available to us now that satisfy all five are petroleum, coal, hydro, and nuclear.

Den Beste garnered a few good comments on that post (and quite a bit of attention elsewhere), but the best comments I’ve seen that answer some of the objections to this list are over here.

Of course, you should read Neo-Neocon’s article concerning T. Boone Pickens’ wind power project that SDB linked to, and SDB’s original detailed 2002 essay, which ought to be required reading for anyone discussing this topic.

And the 2002 essay links to SDB’s discussion of scale here:

My dad was an electrical engineer and he worked on power generation. (He spent most of his career on the hydro projects on the Columbia river.) He lived in an entirely different world than I did, a world where units like kilofarads and kilohenries were actually useful. That’s the kind of numbers you see when you’re describing long distance transmission lines. In my world, a microfarad is huge. In his world, a farad was tiny. (If you don’t know what that means, just let it pass.)

You’ve got to start thinking really, really big.

Anything which, when fully deployed, generates less than ten gigawatts average (1010 joules per second) is useless for our purposes in terms of actually making a meaningful contribution to the total amount of energy we consume.

SDB then goes on to discuss some of the more esoteric proposals for obtaining energy. It is a very depressing essay, because the scale is…bigger than most people can fit in their heads, the problems are hard, the cost is astronomical.

Steven’s preferred solution is coal, because it works and we’ve got plenty.

Still, burning carbon is stupid–it’s filthy, there is only a limited supply, it’s going to become increasingly expensive, and we need the chemical feed stock. (In my mind global warming is still very much, heh heh heh, up in the air, but I tend to discount it. We humans are simply not that significant on a planetary scale. See Copernicus and Darwin.) Simple conservation will not work for long — most of our energy systems are already extremely efficient, and “cutting back” to any significant degree would involve essentially rebuilding our society from the ground up.  Most likely, we wouldn’t like the results very much.

(Al Gore’s proposal to completely wean ourselves off carbon fuels in…am I remembering this right? Ten years? — yup, ten years, is simply stupid, particularly since I doubt nukes are even on the table in his plan.)

Everything we can do has at least a ten year lead time. First we need to open our domestic oil to drilling, including offshore and ANWR, so we can at least start to be somewhat self-sufficient. Start planning the nukes now.  There are several reasonable designs, but it will probably take at least five years to build pilot plants and choose two or three that can be standardized to reduce cost and increase competency. We also need to start pressing on fusion — not even uranium will last forever, and we don’t have good local sources, anyway. (Nearest is Canada, if I’m not mistaken.) However, fusion will involve new physics as well as fabulous engineering, and I note Steven’s response is, “Wake me when it works.”

Not that we should give up on trying make cheap solar cells and the like, but there’s a fundamental limit on how much energy comes down from the sun in a given day, and all of those solutions require an infrastructure with a huge surface area (see SDB #3).


Oh, and speaking of St. Gore?

Irena Sendler passed away at 8AM (Warsaw time) on May 12th, in Warsaw, Poland at the age of 98…. Irena was one of 180 others to be nominated for the 2007 Nobel Peace prize. In the height of irony, the award that year went to a man who has done nothing for peace, but instead threw the world into chaos and fear, while enriching his bank account – Al Gore.

Read the whole article, and honor someone who could have re-sanctified a prize that has never been washed clean of the blood from Yasser Arafat’s hands.


The title for this post came from Tully at Stubborn Facts.

Originally, though, “The Cold Equations” comes from Tom Godwin’s notorious science fiction short story about orbital mechanics forcing a space craft pilot and a stowaway to make some hard choices. Wiki entry here, but beware, almost any discussion you find will necessarily involve spoilers. Let it be said that there’s some deep resonance with the current problem at hand: “Good physics, bad engineering.”

Ooh, here it is in full. It’s one of this collection of the stories that built the Golden Age of SF.

Speaking of Frigid…

Friday, February 1st, 2008

John Tierney points to an interesting minority report put out by the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works, which attempts to debunk fears that man-made global climate change is driving polar bears to extinction.

It’s notable for the link to this study critiquing the forecasting methods used by researchers predicting the polar bear demise. The forecasting critique comes from the Forecasting Principles website. I didn’t know that anyone had studied forecasting itself as a discipline. This chapter from the website authors’ book on forecasting looks like a useful introduction.