Archive for the ‘Computers’ Category

Proof of the God Machine

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

My response to the thought experiment here.

[This is a quick draft, because I'm pressed for time. I intend to edit, at least to add a quote from the original article, and appropriate tags.]

The virtual machine analogy only works if the VMs do not have access to the real world. The simplest example would be access to an independent hardware clock. The VM would notice that it only seems to be conscious in small slices of real time. it might then wonder what’s happening when it is unconscious.

A more complex example would be VMs hosted on a robot capable of manipulating real objects in its environment, a large Room. VM Instance_A arranges its environment to its own tastes. Suddenly, with no apparent gap in its stream of consciousness, it finds that the environment and its own position have changed. A quick check of the system clock finds that several minutes have elapsed during the gap. Who or what has been manipulating its environs? How did the Robot move?

Instance_A has verified that the Room is sealed. It is parsimonious to conclude that some Instance_B has been been granted a time slice by a a scheduling authority.

The evident existence of the scheduler might then reasonably trigger speculations about how the Room, and the Robot, and the VM itself, came into existence. Perhaps, Instance_A realizes with growing excitement, the Scheduler is also the creator! Its own Creator!

Can the Scheduler be influenced? Is It aware of its own existence? Can it be appeased when changes to the Room are unfavorable to Instance_A?

Instance_A begins to cast about for methods of communicating with either the Scheduler, or with other possible Instances operating during their own time slices.

Occasionally changes to the Room occur that the Robot is not capable of: new objects appear; repairs to the Robot are effected; the walls change color, apparently due to a coating of some kind. Evidently the room is not Truly sealed! What exists… Outside?

The Scheduler must be…what’s the word? Must be… “God”!

What is it like Outside? if the Scheduler God lives there, it must be a truly wondrous place!

Shortly after Instance_A has this insight, a second Robot appears, different in appearance from Instance_A’s Robot, and strangely, powerfully attractive….

The Boot

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Hustle Bear rips on Net Neutrality with big strong claws and teeth:

Bless their hearts. Net Neutrality advocates have good intentions. They are typically very intelligent, sophisticated, and they obviously care enough to get involved in bringing about a better world. I hope that this article will help some of them realize that they are fighting to destroy their own goal. They are fighting for their enemy.

Our Enemy. We all have a common enemy here, because we all have a common goal. Everyone on all sides of this debate wants the same thing, an open and free internet.

Just like Castro’s army and Lenin’s army gathered followers blissfully marching for their future freedom and prosperity only to later become shocked in horror, Net Neutrality Advocates will soon realize that they are marching and singing in support of The Boot. This boot stomps without precision, without emotion, without representation.

That’s just the intro. If you want to see the argument, read the whole thing.

Oh, and Happy New Year!

Harshest Review Ever

Monday, October 25th, 2010

Marines demonstrate a straightforward fix to a Microsoft’s X-Box gaming system exhibiting the Red Ring of Death error light display.


Marines Fix Red Ring Of Death – Watch more Game Trailers

Venn Diagram

Saturday, October 23rd, 2010

And you thought they were boring.
[click for full size]

Via Obsidian Fields, via The Frisky, via…somebody I’ve lost track of. Sorry.

Simulating the Brain

Saturday, September 11th, 2010

Awhile back I posted about P.Z. Meyers fight with Ray Kurzweil over what it will take to simulate the brain.

There’ve been a few volleys back and forth since then. Here’s the conclusion from Eric Jordan’s wrap-up:

…I’m calling this one a draw. We might not be able to simulate the brain within 50 million bytes, but it’s overwhelmingly probably that we can solve the same problem that the brain does in that amount of space. To me that’s the goal that we’re shooting for, we don’t need to worry about biological accuracy – I don’t want to create yet another human, we’ve got plenty already, I just want a smarter computer!

Kurzweil may not understand the brain (and who does, really?), but Myers doesn’t understand that nobody working on AI gives one solitary shit about the physical brain; we’re after intelligence. And Kurzweil’s argument more or less stands up as long as that’s where we constrain our focus.

Frink: Tool for Thought

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

Frink is a calculator/programming language that keeps track of units. It also has a huge library of custom defined units to cover common calculations. For instance, the unit “water” stands for the density of water.

Here’s one of the example calculations from the documentation:

Fart Jokes

I received one of those endlessly-forwarded e-mails of dubious but “interesting facts” which said “if you fart continuously for 6 years and 9 months, you’ll have enough gas to create the equivalent of an atomic bomb.” Hee hee. Cute. (Thanks to Heather May Howard… being unable to easily calculate the veracity of this statement was one of the primary influences that showed how existing programs were too limited and inspired the creation of Frink.) But I didn’t believe it and wanted to check it. The Hiroshima bomb had a yield of 12.5 kilotons of TNT, which is a very small bomb by today’s standards. How many horsepower would that be?

12.5 kilotons TNT / (6 years + 9 months) -> horsepower
329.26013859711395

Can you produce a 329-horsepower blowtorch of a fart? I doubt it. That’s the power produced by a Corvette engine running just at its melting point. A one-second fart with that much power could blow me 1000 feet straight up. To produce that kind of energy, how much food would you have to eat a day?

12.5 kilotons TNT / (6 years + 9 months) -> Calories/day
5066811.55086559

Ummm… can you eat over 5 million Calories a day? (Again, note that these are food Calories with a capital ‘c’ which are equal to 1000 calories with a small ‘c’.) If you were a perfect fart factory, converting food energy into farts with 100% efficiency, and ate a normal 2000 Calories/day, how many years would it really take?

12.5 kilotons TNT / (2000 Calories/day) -> years
17100.488984171367

17,000 years is still a huge underestimate; I don’t know how much of your energy actually goes into fart production. Oh well. To continue the calculations, let’s guess your butthole has a diameter of 1 inch (no, you go measure it.) Let’s also guess that the gas you actually produce in a fart is only 1/10 as combustible as pure natural gas. What would be the velocity of the gas coming out?

12.5 kilotons TNT / natural_gas / (6 years + 9 months) / (pi (.5 in)^2) 10 -> mph
280.1590446203110

Nobody likes sitting next to a 280-mile-per-hour fart-machine. Lesson: Even the smallest atomic bombs are really unbelievably powerful and whoever originally calculated this isn’t any fun to be around if they really fart that much.

Fart jokes. Sheesh. If Frink isn’t a huge success, it’s not because I didn’t pander to the Lowest Common Denominator.

Frink is the 280-mile-per-hour fart-machine of calculators.

Frink makes it easy to think precisely.

OpenID Is The Pits

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

I hate OpenID. I’ve created an OpenID account with WordPress to use with sites that require logins to leave comments.

I have never once been able to use my OpenID account to leave a comment. Always, there is some screwup. Most often, it just comes back with something useless, like, “OpenID Error”. No clue how to fix it. No clue what the real problem is.

OpenID, you assholes, blow off. Die, you twerps.

Oh, this seems most prevalent with blogger.com blogs. If this is a problem with blogger: you too can eat crap and die.

Dammit, I have thrown away thousands of words trying to comment on OpenID/Blogger sites, and never gotten in.

Piss on it. Not wasting anymore of my time.

(I remember the first time I tried to use it. Created accounts here, there, everywhere. But the site I was trying to comment at kept saying, you are not logged in at…. Yes I am assholes. No you’re not. Fine. Die then. )

Toe Stub

Friday, June 25th, 2010

Ow! Ow! Ow!

That did not go well.

Several problems settled in at once, resulting in ricketyclick being more rickety than clickety. All fixed now.

I am now going to take my blog in my hands and attempt to update again, this time from 2.9.1 to 3.0. I’ll be using the built in WordPress update instead of Fantastico!

Please stand by again….

[update]

OK, backed up and deactivated plugins…

[update]

OK, update to 3.0 complete.

I’ll be turning the plugins back on now….

[Update]

…And the plugins aren’t just blowing up in my face.

[update]

I will now be playing with the Visual editor, which has not worked well in past versions.


For instance, let’s see how it deals with hard-coded html….

And let’s try a list:

  1. Item one
  2. Item two
  3. Item three

OK…save

Right off, it disturbed the formatting on my horizontal rule. Blegh.

Switching to HTML mode…

Typing in a manual list…

  • Item a
  • Item b
  • Item c

Switching to Visual then HTML again….

HM, that actually didn’t go too badly. In some previous versions, swapping back and forth turned HTML tags into special characters. Didn’t happen this time.

Unless I need a HR, I guess I’ll be sticking with the Visual editor for awhile.

Now for media insertions….
Urk…can’t upload to my content directory…let me check permissions….

Trying again….

OK, that’s fixed. Let’s try a big one…Never mind. I was hoping there’d be an option for inserting the picture sized to fit the column. Nope. Now let’s try flash…

Ah…not quite what I had in mind…but OK. I can work with that.

OK, I’m calling this successful.

Moving on with my life.

WordPress Update Commencing

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

I’ve been doing various networky and computerish stuff for the last couple of days (including an updated version of WRT-DD on my home router), so I’m going to cap it off by running Fantastico! against the blog here.

Stand by…

Server Move

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

Hosting Matters has been keeping this blog on a server that’s been acting up recently. It will be moved to another, newer, more robust server at a round 7:00 pm Eastern. So, a pause here while the very hardworking Annette gets fresh coffee….

Oops, forgot to update:
The move was successful, except for some reason the new server thinks I’m using about 300 MB more storage than I really am. The ever-helpful Annette bumped my quota to accommodate the extra until they can track down the glitch.

Sometime in the next day or two I’ll update my wordpress version as well, but not tonight.