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Japan, World Capital of Weird

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

Not even going to try to describe this. I promise — and this is necessary when pointing at anything from Japan — this is in fact work safe, even child safe.

If you recognize any of the characters here, you are helplessly geeky.

Update:
Side-by-side Nipponese/English lyrics
English:
An 85 cm radius is as far as my hands can reach
I’m going to show you now, so please stand back

It was fun just to spin, and I wanted to stay that way
When I just kept spinning I forgot how to stop
My pals around me spun much better than me
So I muttered, “Oh well,” and pretended to give up

A 250 cm radius is as far as my hands can reach
I’m going to start moving around now, so please stand back

It was fun to spin aimlessly, and I wanted to stay that way
If I kept on spinning aimlessly, I believed something could come of it
My pals around me could spin so much higher than me
So I pretended to sulk when my neck grew sore from watching from below

A 5200 cm radius is as far as my hands can reach
I’m going to start flying around now, so please stand back

What do you think? If my former self could see me now, would she be proud?
Though I’m growing dizzy and losing my balance

The streets of the town, observed from a 23.4 degree tilt [1]
Suddenly became a color I’d never seen before

A 6300 km radius is as far as my hands can reach
I’ve realized that I can do it now, so please stand back

An 85 cm radius is as far as my hands can reach
When I someday grow tired of spinning, please stay by me

[1] The tilt of the Earth’s axis. She’s flying up and viewing everything from above.

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Ya know, I’ve seen a couple of other translations, and they don’t anymore sense than this one does.

Top Five Reasons To Have Nuked the Japs More Than Twice

Friday, March 26th, 2010

New Hampshire Democrat Nick Levasseur updated his Facebook account to comment that anime is a prime example of why two nukes just wasn’t enough.

Here, Top Five Reasons why he was right:

5. Porn scripts consisting of not much more than the word, “Onii-chan!” or “Onee-chan” ["Brother dear!" or "Sister Dear!"] and a lot of squeaky gasping.
4. Pokemon.
3. Overly-aggressive censoring (blurring, steam clouds, pixelation).
2. Elfen Lied.
1. Any of the several Evangelion endings.

I encourage anime fans to chime in with more suggestions; I don’t really watch enough to be authoritative here.

Top reason to nuke Rep. Levasseur: Haibane Renmei. From orbit, just to be sure.

Japan Weirdness

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

No explaining this, just watch. Carefully, maybe two or three times.

Director: SUGIMOTO Kousuke

via Fred Gallagher.

Something’s Throwing My Posts Away

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

I haven’t figured out if it’s Win 7, Firefox or the Toshiba laptop, or some evil combination thereof, but sometimes I type something, some accidental keystroke combination, that causes tabs in Firefox to disappear, poof, without a trace and no recovery. (I don’t think it’s the ctrl-w close-tab hotkey, although it’s possible. The shift-ctrl-T undo-close-tab hotkey didn’t bring it back.) That just happened again, and it threw away about an hour of work. (Not my toxic right wing ranting, but a mostly positive review for the anime movie Summer Wars, which you should not see the spoiler-laden trailer for.) And not on this site, so it wasn’t in WordPress, which does save drafts, which is good, because I just did it again for this very post. Damn it!

I wish FF saved automatic drafts, and I also wish I knew when a quick, short paragraph was going to blossom, so I could write in an off-line editor that would save.

It’s a damn good thing I’m in a place where my rabid, shrieking curses can’t disturb anybody else.

God damn it, I was about five minutes from packing up and going home to bed, and now I have to do it all over again.

Volokh: “Is Sex More Likely To Be Emotionally Traumatizing for 17-Year-Old Boys or Girls?”

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Watch this video, and tell me what you think. ["Embedding disabled by request."]

No, c’mon, I’m serious, here. No frivolous teen titallation going on here. I mean, the question was posted over at the Volokh Conspiracy.

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I stumbled on the above-linked video, which I swear I have never watched all the way through, despite the deliciousness of both Stacy and her mom, because I’m completely and totally charmed by this Anime Music Video (AMV) version, which is the one I found first, and can’t remember how:

The animation is taken from the almost as charming anime HarĂ©+Guu (Janguru wa Itsumo Hare nochi G?, lit. The Jungle Was Always Nice, Then Came Guu). The anime itself has no trace of the teen-crush theme of the song, but the AMV is beautifully crafted, edited and synched perfectly; gender-switching aside, it’s seamless. It’s perhaps my second-favorite AMV, right after the one setting Read or Die to Sum 41′s “In Too Deep“. That one is a perfect example of an AMV abstracting the original story, and making explicit a theme running just under the surface of the original.

QotD: Great Literature

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

From Eliezer Yudkowsky’s work-in-progress, Three Worlds Collide, a tale of the Prisoner’s Dilemma and other moral/logical conundrums:

I suspect the aliens will consider this one of their great historical works of literature, like Hamlet or Fate/stay night —

Well, I’d've said Haibane Renmei, but OK.

[Update: In comments, Yudkowsky chides that he meant the visual novel (i.e. comic, known in Japan as manga), not the anime. Regrettably, I did not know which one he meant, because not being a member of the culture of which he writes, I don't keep up with manga. I'm hard-pressed to believe it's as good as HR, but maybe I need to give it a look.]

[Update 2: *sigh* No, not the manga, the interactive version that allows you to make plot decisions. English versions for at least some of the main narrative pathways seem to be available; I guess I'm going to have to give them a try.

[I just read chapter 3/8 of Three Worlds; strongly recommended. One of the more inventive, entertaining, and provocative how-aliens-might-think stories I've seen.]

[update 3: Added the "culturally well-rounded" link.]


For those unfortunates who don’t know: Haibane Renmei is the single best work of the Japanese animation form known as anime, head and shoulders above everything else out there. This ought to be on everyone’s must-see list, even if you don’t know about, or actively dislike, anime in general. Fate/Stay Night is another anime; I’ve watched it, but honestly remember nothing about it; I suspect Yudkowsky is making a bit of joke here. I rate most anime on a scale that expands the 0-5 range of my normal ten-point movie/TV rating scale. HR easily rates eight, possibly as high as nine, on my normal scale. It is one of my favorite stories in any medium, and only loses a point or two because its low-budget creation limited its visual implementation. No, don’t read any summaries or reviews; one of the great pleasures of this story is the way it reveals itself to the watcher; the less you know going into it, the better. That said, commit yourself to watching it twice, at least — a great deal that passes unnoticed on first viewing will glow and hum with meaning the second. Watch it the first time with the English dub, so the subtitles don’t distract you; it has one of the better English dubs out there. Second time, savor the wonderful Japanese performances.

Dead serious here: Anybody who considers themselves culturally well-rounded should see Haibane Renmei. It’s as important as, say, The Seven Samurai.

In spoilers, the image that originally drew me in to the world of the Haibene:Show ▼

Azumanga Pow!

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

OK, I’m easily amused:
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[Animated gif images behind spoiler tags in an attempt to get them to play from the start when you click the spoiler. Didn't work for me, so you may see the punch line before the setup. Sorry.]

I despair of explaining the situation here. Either you recognize the characters from Azumanga Dao, in which case you are laughing hysterically, or you don’t, in which case you are questioning my taste and sanity.

Two Reasons

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

I occasionally enjoy relaxing with stories told through the Japanese animation style known as anime.

There are at least two reasons.
[Original link rotted. This link seems to have been stable for awhile.]

Oh, and then there’s anime’s notoriously strict adherence to the laws of physics.

[Warning: contains earworm. You are cheating yourself if you don't wait for the charming Japanese singing.]

Why We Win

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

I do so dearly love living in the future.

Give this at least thirty seconds:

From Ambient Irony. As Steven Den Beste says in comments, watch her shadow.

The earworm is “Caramelldansen“, which was a popular anime video meme awhile back. I think it’s a Swedish song with a Japanese accent. The girl is Hatsune Miku, a kind of mascot for the Vocaloid voice synthesizer, which is what’s actually singing.

[update]
OK, I was a little confused. The singing in the above video is the original live recording, played at high speed for amusing effect (this is known as the “speedycake remix”). Here is a video of Miku herself singing the song, plus you get a better look at her. If you do not following computer animation technology, you need to know that Miku is animated automatically, real-time, according to a script. The above video, which incorporates her into a real scene, adds a whole ‘nother layer of computing awesomeness to the mix.

You should also see this video response to the 3-d Miku video, which is musically boring, but does involve a leek, which refers to an earlier Nordic earworm video. Again, this is happening in real-time, in response to actions in the real world.

[more updates]

Here’s the lyrics, translated.

Here’s the lyrics, misheard. More misheard lyrics.

OK, I have to go do real things now.

[one last update. I swear.]

Here’s Caramelldansen at normal speed.

Shorter Spice and Wolf

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

This will make no sense if you are not an anime fan, so below the fold it goes:
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