If you believe that women who stay at home to raise their children are repressed by a male-dominated society, but that women who wear hijabs are expressing freedom of religion – you might be a liberal.
If you quote the John Howard Society on the ineffectiveness of incarceration, and MADD on the effectiveness of drunk driving zero tolerance – you might be a liberal.
If you believe it should be illegal to smoke in your vehicle, but support legalized marijuana – you might be a liberal.
If you believe that a “woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle”, but claim to love your sons as much as your daughters – you might be a liberal.
If you believe it is American hubris to believe they can bring democracy to the Middle East – but America’s shame for not reversing climate change – you might be a liberal.
If you reject absolute moral concepts like “right” and “wrong”, but believe George W. Bush is “evil” – you might be a liberal.
If you’re still waiting for the epidemic in AIDS cases among heterosexual women in America – you might be a Liberal.
If you’re an “advocate” for the poor who uses “trailer trash” as an insult – you might be a Liberal.
If you believe in evolution, but hold that all cultures are equal – you might be a liberal.
– Kate McMillan