My New Standard For “Poorly Conceived”

“This Doesn’t Even Work in Porn.”

Thank you, Sondra.

The story that prompted that assessment?

The criminal complaint alleges Laack stole a bag of beef jerky and a lighter at a convenience store Thursday afternoon. Police went to her home.
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Police entered and tried to calm her down. With her children present, the complaint said, she stripped to her underwear and told the officers they couldn’t arrest her because she would be naked.

Seriously, folks, we have got to start educating people on their real rights, and on how to behave around the cops. Where do people get these crazy ideas?

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2 Responses to “My New Standard For “Poorly Conceived””

  1. venomlash says:

    I’d say the grapevine is where people get these ideas. Wow. What a great story of stupidity, Dave. This is something we can agree on: nobody’s getting out of being arrested like that.
    venomlash

  2. Dave says:

    Nice to have you back.

    The post you’ve been looking for is here. Have fun.