OMG! I just love cute little girls in frilly outfits like this! What a sweetie, huh? I really miss dresses; I understand pants are far more convenient, but the world is less fun, less beautiful, for the loss of skirts and frills.
So, this little victim of 1950s patriarchal oppression is getting ready to take a bow after doing what, exactly, to please her sexist masters?
Tap dancing
Baton twirling
Little Miss Lingerie fashion show
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Toxic Cheesecake
[Via The Breda Fallacy.] Yes, that’s right, all you gun-fearing feminist puwussies out there: she’s not getting ready to take her bow, she’s getting ready to take her shot (albeit with a cap gun out of a stupid toy holster) in a quick-draw contest hosted by the…wait for it…the YMCA.
This is what I want to see lots more of, folks. I want images like this seared, seared, into the brains of all the pedophiles out there: cute little girls dressed in cute pink frills and ready to shoot your diseased balls right out from between your piss-soaked legs.
I guess losing the dresses hasn’t been without its compensations. On the other hand, if rapists and molesters knew that even cute little girls could be packing, maybe wearing skirts wouldn’t be considered so risky a behavior.
[Technical note: McKenzie's gun keeps jamming because it's been deliberately loaded with dummy rounds so she can practice clearing drills.]
In my book, that’s real feminism, real equality: Little girls, old women, paraplegic cripples, and out of breath, out of shape schlumps like yours truly being able to defend themselves, their families, and their neighbors against big strong thugs who could otherwise work their evil unopposed.
Image from this set found in Life magazine’s on-line photo archive of “millions of historic photos” dating back to the late 1860s; most of the photos were never published. Hosted by Google. This is an amazing resource.
