The best humorist extant is now styled Sir Terry Pratchett.
Regrettably, no sword is included in the box.
And by “best humorist”, I mean right up there with Benchley, Thurber, Perelman, that lot.
If you have not read at least three of his Discworld novels, you cannot count yourself literate.
If the reason you have not read even one of the Discworld novels is because it’s fantasy, then you’re a hopelessly blinkered snob.