Strangers At Our Door
British bookies have suspended betting on aliens arriving sometime today, 14 October, because they face a seven-figure payout if the aliens do, in fact appear.
Idiots. If the aliens do appear, that’s going to be the least of our concerns. At the very least, we all must learn to play the piano.
Whatever, just don’t feel alone here in the New Age, because there’s a seeker born every minute!
Just remember, avoid eye contact. If there are no eyes, avoid all contact.
Via Steven Den Beste, and have a nice Blue Moss. Or if you prefer, a Bear Whiz Beer.
Tags: aliens, Federation of Light