Edouard: Battening Down
Damn you all who failed to follow Lord Obama’s advice to keep your tires properly inflated and thus avert global warming and Hurricane Edouard!
You sexist pigs, don’t you know women and children will be hardest hit? Particularly the ones with darker skins, you racist bastards?
Don’t you wish St. O was already in the Oval Office, pre-emptively sending necessary storm aid directly to your front door?
So, anyway, it’s probably gonna start blowin’ and rainin’ pretty darn hard sometime late tonight, or early tomorrow morning; center should make landfall early Tuesday afternoon. Unless something completely freakish happens, we’ll probably see 5-10″ of rain here.
Per Kim Du Toit, re a headline that came out just before Mr. E started to get himself organized:
Texas plagued by heat, drought, water parasite, wildfires
So… everything’s normal, then.
I guess we don’t have to worry about that now.
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