From Stephen Cooke:
Anyway, this is why I like Coke. Coca-Cola sits there in a nice red can, and says, “You remember me, don’t you? Remember all the times we shared? I still love you, you know. I am timeless. I am America. Drink me. Kennedy did. Ike did. Elvis did. Come home. Come home to Coke.”
Pepsi stands on the corner and says, “20 bucks. Take it or leave it.”
[update]
Woo Hoo!
This post is the number one return on Google for “stephen cooke coke pepsi”.
Cooke’s original post, though, seems to have fallen down the memory hole.